#1
I was walking around the town accross from me the other day, when I saw a recently opened music shop, which had a relativly cheap Accoustc Bass in there for £80. Now I am not made of money, but am willing to do most things for that £80. So any sugestions people???

I will be forever in your debt
#3
Quote by bigG-31
I was walking around the town accross from me the other day, when I saw a recently opened music shop, which had a relativly cheap Accoustc Bass in there for £80. Now I am not made of money, but am willing to do most things for that £80. So any sugestions people???

I will be forever in your debt


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#4
1. Take picture of your weiner
2. Put picture of weiner on Kijiji or Craigslist and advertise yourself to both sexes for 80 pounds
3. Wait
4. ?????????
5. Profit!
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#5
Enlist in a dance school, and after many months of rejections and bullying, be cast in a huge movie and make your fortune.

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#7
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1. Take picture of your weiner
2. Put picture of weiner on Kijiji or Craigslist and advertise yourself to both sexes for 80 pounds
3. Wait
4. ?????????
5. Profit!


This.
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#9
I'm going to say what everyone's thinking. Whore yourself out.
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#10
Well, prostitution obviously.
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#11
Quote by bigG-31
I was walking around the town accross from me the other day, when I saw a recently opened music shop, which had a relativly cheap Accoustc Bass in there for £80. Now I am not made of money, but am willing to do most things for that £80. So any sugestions people???

I will be forever in your debt


me?
#16
Car Wash?
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#17
1) **** some fat single women
2) talk about your sick mother and how you could be with the single women forever if you have the 80 Euros (120,000 dollars american i pressume) to pay for _________ <insert old dying womens habit>
3) **** her again
4) imply further
5) comes before 6)
7) ???
8) Broomrape or profit
#18
Kill someone.

Edit: Oh and maybe steal their money if you want.
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#21
Become a rentboy.
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#23
Peel a banana with your throat
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#24
Rob a bank...
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#25
Get a job. That's probably the most logical answer.
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#26
inb4 prostitution
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

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#28
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inb4 prostitution



No you're not
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#29
Go into somebody's mailbox. Take all of the mail and look for a new credit card offer everyday until finally you find one. Activate the card in that persons name, and there you go...almost unlimited money.
#30
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Go into somebody's mailbox. Take all of the mail and look for a new credit card offer everyday until finally you find one. Activate the card in that persons name, and there you go...almost unlimited money.

I hope you aren't seriously suggesting that.
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#31
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I hope you aren't seriously suggesting that.

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#33
Find those musicians that play in the subway/street and get a friend to chat it up with them while you proceed to grab all the money they've been donated. Do this in shops as well where there is a donation jar for random causes. Shouldn't take too long.
#34
Quote by RockGuitar92
I hope you aren't seriously suggesting that.


Hahaha. Yes definitely i do that all the time.