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#2
You know you're drunk/high when you've been drinking alcohol/doing drugs.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#4
You know you're drunk when all of a sudden everybody becomes very, very attractive.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#5
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You know you're drunk/high when you've been drinking alcohol/doing drugs.

well that pretty much ended that discussion
No ego-inflating quotes nor stupidly long signatures to be found here.

Move along.

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^lol'd at the sig, adj209
#6
You know you're high when you laugh at searchbar jokes.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#7
Drinking and smoking are involved?

Or when I get loud and start rubbing my junk on things
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I lol'd

First lol row
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They will be twin boys named God and Satan and I will make them fight each other.

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/index.shtml
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If I cross the street to get away from them, then it's a latino.
#9
You know you're drunk when you think walls outside are urinals
You know you're drunk when you have to hold on to the floor to stop yourself from spinning
#10
Quote by Duffman123

You know you're drunk when you have to hold on to the floor to stop yourself from spinning


this has certainly never happened to me.


You know you're drunk when that girl you repelled the whole evening suddenly has here tongue in your mouth and you only realise it 5 minutes in.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#11
You know you're drunk when you Puke...

You know you're High when you fall a sleep and wake up and ask for another hit/round...
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#12
You know you're drunk when you'll do anything to get more alcohol
Hull City A.F.C

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#13
Quote by Will-kun
this has certainly never happened to me.


You know you're drunk when that girl you repelled the whole evening suddenly has here tongue in your mouth and you only realise it 5 minutes in.

That happened to me last time I was drunk

You know your drunk when you think the whole town want to hear you and your mates do an awful rendition of Don't stop believin' at 2am
#14
You know your drunk when the wall is easily mistaken for the ceiling.

You know your high when you find everything besides fire and knives as a threat
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I lol'd

First lol row
Quote by bloodtrocuted93
They will be twin boys named God and Satan and I will make them fight each other.

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/index.shtml
Quote by sg255
If I cross the street to get away from them, then it's a latino.
#15
You know you're drunk/high when you think this is amusing.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#16
You know you're drunk when you wake up to a room full of the bloody corpses of your family
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
you know you're high when you hear a voice calling to you from the basement, go down there and sit in a corner, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk in so you can steal their aura.

FOR TWO HOURS.
#19
When you sing all the messages being sent in a Tinychat room on cam to G-C-D for about half an hour.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#20
You know you're drunk when you think Corey has made a decent thread


I joke
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
you know you're drunk when one minute you're in a club, and the next you're waking up in bed in the morning and you can't remember what happened in between.
#22
you know you're drunk or high when no matter what there is never enough burritos or pizza
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#25
you know you're drunk when you buy weed on the street.
Here is going to be a pretty awesome signature.
#26
You know your high when your friends start to bitch you out for eating everything in their house.

Hey! you invite me over or I bring over some weed, be prepared to have a ransacked food cabinet, that's all i'm saying
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I lol'd

First lol row
Quote by bloodtrocuted93
They will be twin boys named God and Satan and I will make them fight each other.

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/index.shtml
Quote by sg255
If I cross the street to get away from them, then it's a latino.
#29
You know you're drunk when you sit down for a shit and the room doesn't stop spinning
You know you're drunk when you're hugging a complete stranger
You know you're drunk when you smoke (in my case anyway)
You know you were drunk when you wake up in bed with someone you really shouldn't be waking up in bed with ie ex girlfriend
You know you were drunk when you hear about all the stuff you did the night before but can't recall any of it

#30
You know you're drunk when you have to hold on to the floor to keep from falling off.
#31
Quote by metal_al73
You know you're drunk when you sit down for a shit and the room doesn't stop spinning
You know you're drunk when you're hugging a complete stranger
You know you're drunk when you smoke (in my case anyway)
You know you were drunk when you wake up in bed with someone you really shouldn't be waking up in bed with ie ex girlfriend
You know you were drunk when you hear about all the stuff you did the night before but can't recall any of it

Yes and Yes and I hate smoking
#32
You know you're drunk when you try to climb to the top of a supermarket wearing only a toga.

You know you're high when you're driving and the car is not moving but the whole world is.
#33
You know you're high when you're lying on the ground with others, discussing why pandas aren't self-supplying.

You know you're drunk when you look at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom and have to laugh at the funny faces you pull.
#35
You know you are drunk when you goto take a piss in a cubical and start giggling to yourself/realize you might, just might, be tipsy.
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#36
You know you are drunk/high when you are drunk/high.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#37
You know you're drunk when even after being told you work with the girls boyfriend, you try and shag her anyway

You know you're drunk when you jumped down some stairs, stack it, feel like you've broken your ankle but manage to go to a new club for an hour and get home anyway.
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#38
You know you're drunk when you make a thread about robots invading the earth
#39
You know you're drunk when you get raped by prisoners for drink driving and running over a toddler
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#40
Quote by padgea7x
You know you're drunk when you get raped by prisoners for drink driving and running over a toddler

You know you're high when you throw a chair into the cell of the leader of the Aryan Brotherhood and lay the smackdown.
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