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what are some personal accomplishments you either have achieved or hope to achieve that no one else (or at the most, very few people) will give two shits about?

For me, its to have an absolutely incredibly large, well organized classical music selection in my itunes (work in progress: 26.26 GB atm, including the complete works of Beethoven, and the complete recordings of V. Horrowitz, A. Rubinstein, and Glenn Gould).

Also, to have a garden where the plants form a picture / phrase.


What are some of yours?
#2
I had made the world's finest cross-joint.
But my friends smoked it without much particular acknowledgement.
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#3
TBH, even I don't give a shit about most of my 'accomplishments.

So, my answer would have to be - everything.
#4
I won the Pinewood Derby when I was in fourth grade

Ooh and I had one of my songs on the radio (it was a local music night) still proud of it
#5
I'm a romantic, but not in the traditional sense of the word. Romantic as in, Romanticism is the name of my game.

Not really an accomplishment, but no one gives a shit so it's just as good.
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#6
Getting Windows 98 SE to run really fast on ancient 486 level hardware.

Getting an old 286 based PC on the modern internet via DSL
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- 1998 Fender Jaguar with Cool Rails
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- 2010 "Fender" Jazzmaster (Home built)
- 2013 Squier VM Bass VI (stock)
#7
Failing two classes, missing 30 days of school, doing a ton of drugs, getting so neurotic I had to go to a mental hospital, and still graduating within the top 20 of my class of 350+ lol
#8
umm....guys?
I'm worried...like 3 out of 5 people posting in this thread b4 me have pokemon as their avatars. Pretty scary.

On Topic:
Probably how much I have improved in singing...cause no 1 really cares how much work I had to put into my singing. Cause I couldn'T hit 3 notes 1 and a half years ago. But now I hit 3 octaves! I'm 16 if that counts. But people just care if you sing good or if you suck.
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5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
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#10
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umm....guys?
I'm worried...like 3 out of 5 people posting in this thread b4 me have pokemon as their avatars. Pretty scary.

On Topic:
Probably how much I have improved in singing...cause no 1 really cares how much work I had to put into my singing. Cause I couldn'T hit 3 notes 1 and a half years ago. But now I hit 3 octaves! I'm 16 if that counts. But people just care if you sing good or if you suck.


Only two are pokemanz and they're pretty popular here if you haven't guessed.
#12
I learnt to memorize the order of a deck of cards and not one person has asked me to do it.

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#13
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I learnt to memorize the order of a deck of cards and not one person has asked me to do it.


What is the order of a deck of cards?
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#14
The fact that I can play a G D C chord progrestion
GO RAVENS!

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#15
Not my best, but when you run a beer pong table for 11 games in a row, you feel pretty accomplished, and no one else seems to give a shit.
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#16
My completion of all Half-Life games.


Except Decay. Fucking PS2 exclusive piece of shit. >_>
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#18
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What is the order of a deck of cards?



11.

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#19
One song I made, called Sunsets and Horizons
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
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One song I made, called Sunsets and Horizons

Why uh...

Why am I in your sig?

Also, i just rolled my first ever decent cigarette. I'm spending all night on this till I got it DOWN.

Edit: **** YEAH 2 IN A ROW
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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#21
im really really good at the james bond nightfire game......

Oh and i was quite a good archer at age 11-13...

impressive right?
#22
My greatest accomplishment hasn't been achieved yet.

Cue music
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#23
The first time I played my own made solo live perfectly, but no one gived a crap
#24
Worked 9 hours on a Monday,had a few beers,saw Social Distortion[in the pit for the whole show],worked 9 hours on Tuesday,had a few beers,saw Social Distortion[in the pit for the whole show] and worked 7 hours on Wednesday.And I did this when I was 33 years old.
#25
Holding out this long against depression

Well some do care actually, others I don't tell.
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#27
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I designed a computer game that was published on the BBC's website for the last World Cup.

And it was chosen by Alan Shearer.



That's cool as f.uck.

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#29
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That's cool as f.uck.

You say that now... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blast/games/finalcountdown.shtml?Next=list.tmpl;cat=opportunities;sub=gameplan;top=finalcountdown;ContentCharset=UTF-8

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I beat minesweeper in 21 seconds.

What size grid?
#31
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Theres a banner on one of the house that says "go footie!"

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#32
I got all A's in my courses this semester....

(Also..apostrophe valid? else As would read as 'as'?)
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#33
I figured out the solfége syllables to my wash machine's ring tone and the McDonald's "Ba da da da daaa" using just my ears (without having to play it on a keyboard to figure it out first). I fail at ear training usually
#35
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Which Bop-It was it? The one with three or the one with five?


If it was 5, then you are a Bop-It Master.
#36
I got an in between the legs jam in kan jam.


I thought it was impressive. (Note that it wasn't planned, it just happened)
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#37
I got drum major at my school.
I havn't changed this thing in a year.


I LOVE GIANT YELLOW TEXT!
#38
I can solve a rubiks cube in 38 seconds.



Everybody thinks Im just doing some magical, same move over and over again combination.

Gear:
G&L Legacy
Fender Champ 600



SKYNYRD!
#39
I've logged over 2,000 hours on an mmorpg.
It's not really an accomplishment, it's actually quite sad..
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
#40
I made a popular modification for a computer game. No one I actually know seems to care though.
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