#1
hey pit...i got a bird in my yard that seems to have broken his leg. he cant fly and i dont know what i should do to help him. any suggestions?
#2
Kill.
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I guess a more appropriate response would be...


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Take it to a vet?
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#10
1. Put it in shoebox
2. Feed it
3. ???????
4. Profit


Seriously though, follow the first 2 steps. That's about all I know
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#13
Shower it in compliments
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#17
give it food and water until it heals up lol

keep it in a showbox or something, with airholes.

set the leg with a toothpick and some dental floss?
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#21
give a helping hand to the bird, feed it, give it a home, fix its broken leg, gain its trust over a period of time, start to hang out with the bird as if it were one of your own friends, then when it becomes older and finds a job you can live on its sofa and never have to work again.
Fuck it.
#26
You think you have problems, I have a god damn huge ass crane that keeps coming into my backyard and eating the vegetables out of the vegetable garden. It attacked me too. I shot it with an airsoft rifle but it didn't even feel it. If it does not leave, I will have to bring out my swords. We'll be having crane for dinner.
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#28
The vet around where I live refused to take in wild birds. Maybe you should just keep it as a pet or something.
#29
if it's a baby then don't touch it because the parents will dis-own it immediately, but if it's a grown one then i'd say vet
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#30
Rind RSPCA. What I did in a similar situation.
They will then advise you what to do then come and pick it up

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if it's a baby then don't touch it because the parents will dis-own it immediately, but if it's a grown one then i'd say vet


That's actually an urban myth.

Anyways, my input: Make it a splint/cast out of toothpicks and tape, and just keep it in a cage until it's better, or take it to a vet, where they will just kill it. I know, my mom's a veterinary technician.
#33
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Kill.


Or bury it under some twigs and stuff, let your dad light the fire and then make a thread in Pit saying how you couldn't do anything to save the bird... OMG THOSE POOR KITTENS! THOSE POOR KITTENS!!!!!!!!!