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#1
well pit mokeys,

im not going to tell you a story

just tell me the best way to completely disable my computer
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#2
Throw it out the window.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
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Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#4
KINGDIT: Edited to prevent insta-ban.
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#5
lol

LOL
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#6
Take it apart, burn the components.


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#7
Crash it eh.....?




...Let her drive.

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#8
"Accidentally spill" some coffee on it. If it's good enough for convicts and frat boys, it's good enough for you.
#9
Delete system 32. Do it!

Never mind, don't do this. I thought it might be allowed since he was asking for ways to crash his computer. If he wasn't, I would not have suggested it.
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#11
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Delete system 32. Do it!

i thought this was a insta-ban?

anyway i think the proper way of disposing of a computer is to shoot a bowling ball at it using a cannon
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#12
Uninstall your antivirus and go on unknown porn sites if you want it to be infected.

DBAN if you want to erase all of your data.
#14
echo@delsystem32echoback

I think that's right...

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#16
the system 32 thing is insta-ban guys, even though he is asking how to intentionally destroy it.


Also,

ITT: The FBI found TS's pedo-pr0n.
#18
Quote by SeEsAw12
how is instaban if he's asking for advice on destroying his computer?

we're not trolling, we're giving legit advice



just trying to protect those guys, just in case one of the mods is having a bad day or something.
#19
other than system 32...

If you just want to make it appear that your computer has crashed so your parents will buy you a new one or whatever you motive is there are programs used as pranks that will make it look like your computer is crashing when its actually fine.

google freeware computer crash prank, or if I'm feeling less lazy I might give you a link in a minute. don't count on it.
#20
You need to delete a certain folder in another certain folder.

OR get a strong magnet and place it next to your CPU, or put it in your CPU.
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#21
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#22
The system 32 will definitely work, but i'm not gonna say to do that for the insta ban thing. I'd say uninstall the anti virus, download every single bit of porn available on limewire, go to every porn site imaginable etc.... maybe download a couple trojans through torrenting...that'll be sure to screw your computer. Find sites that have worms, that'll destroy your computer sure enough... good luck with what ever your trying to accomplish lol...
#23
Crashing your computer leaves your hard drive intact forensically. The FBI can still find your CP.


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#24
I think he wants to **** up someones computer.

lol, what stevehouse said is true.
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#26
Burn it. All of it. Then spread the ashes all over the place. It's the only way they won't find your kiddy porn.

BUT in all seriousness just google downloadable virus.
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#27
Quote by maowcat
The system 32 will definitely work, but i'm not gonna say to do that for the insta ban thing. I'd say uninstall the anti virus, download every single bit of porn available on limewire, go to every porn site imaginable etc.... maybe download a couple trojans through torrenting...that'll be sure to screw your computer. Find sites that have worms, that'll destroy your computer sure enough... good luck with what ever your trying to accomplish lol...

How will removing a small part of Windows destroy his computer? everything else is still on there....off to jail with you lol. just format the hard drive with an encyrpted formatting tool then burry it
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#28
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other than system 32...

If you just want to make it appear that your computer has crashed so your parents will buy you a new one or whatever you motive is there are programs used as pranks that will make it look like your computer is crashing when its actually fine.

google freeware computer crash prank, or if I'm feeling less lazy I might give you a link in a minute. don't count on it.


Oh, if you want to do this:

x=msgbox("System found infiltration: Trojan has infected C:\Windows\System32. Do you want to restore infected folder ?" ,4148, "McAfee")
If x=vbYes Then
x=msgbox("System cannot restore folder." ,4160, "McAfee")
End if
x=msgbox("The folder is dangerous for system and it must be deleted." ,4160, "McAfee")
x=msgbox("Can not find file C:\Windows\System32. Windows is shutting down." ,4112, "Error")
set x=createobject ("wscript.shell")
x.run "shutdown.exe"


Yep, there you go, just replace McAfee with whatever antivirus or whatever software you have, paste into note pad, and save as "whatever you want to call it.vbs." (With the quotation marks.)

Also, I'm not sure if that's the right .exe to shutdown, if it's a different one, then could someone correct me?

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How will removing a small part of Windows destroy his computer? everything else is still on there....off to jail with you lol. just format the hard drive with an encyrpted formatting tool then burry it


Umm... System32 is a very important part of the windows operating system, you should open the folder and look at all the essential files to windows that are in there.

Also, just in case:

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#29
Hey guise, I'm pretty sure that if you help another user pull System32, the mods will see that as enough of an offense to ban you. Just sayin.

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#30
Quote by UntilISleep
Burn it. All of it. Then spread the ashes all over the place. It's the only way they won't find your kiddy porn.

BUT in all seriousness


no need to go any further lol, call me cynical, but I highly suspect t3h child pr0nz

We are all technically aiding and abetting TS right now. Welcome to the FBI watch list.
#31
Seriously though,

why do you want to do this?

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#32
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
no need to go any further lol, call me cynical, but I highly suspect t3h child pr0nz

We are all technically aiding and abetting TS right now. Welcome to the FBI watch list.


He never said "help me hide my CP," and we're all joking about it.

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#33
Okay, heres what you do:
1)unplug computer
2)pull out hard drive
3)drill 3-5 1/2' to 3/4' holes in the hard drive
4)?????
5)Profit!!!
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#34
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
no need to go any further lol, call me cynical, but I highly suspect t3h child pr0nz

We are all technically aiding and abetting TS right now. Welcome to the FBI watch list.



o wait...

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#35
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Okay, heres what you do:
1)unplug computer
2)pull out hard drive
3)drill 3-5 1/2' to 3/4' holes in the hard drive
4)?????
5)Profit!!!


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#36
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Seriously though,

why do you want to do this?



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either:

- TS is a suspected terrorist
- TS has t3h pr0nz
- TS has pics of him ****ing another girl, and his GF is coming over.
- TS has the blueprints to his time machine on the CPU, and the Daleks know he has them.
#37
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Magnets take too long, and might not fully erase the info. A hard drive with 5 holes in it is gone forever.
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#39
No silly you don't have to destroy your computer

Just say sorry to all the parents of the kid's you looked at
#40
Quote by doomded
Magnets take too long, and might not fully erase the info. A hard drive with 5 holes in it is gone forever.


There's still random bits of data on there, of which could be recovered parts of images or files, if that's the reason. A magnet completely f*cks it up, if you do it long enough.

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Yeah, thankyous for that, that's actually what I meant to post. Especially since being banned for telling someone to delete system32 enhances your manly parts.

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