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#1
Check it out: http://www.thehour.com/story/487281

I'm pretty sure anyone who's been to Subway and gotten American or Swiss cheese on a sandwich has related to this often-seen comic:


Well no longer shall we suffer! As of July 1st, "tessellating -- or the act of filling gaps without overlapping -- will replace the current method of lining up and overlapping the triangular cheese slices".

Chalk up another win for the Internet.
#2
I fail to understand Subway, I mean don't thy just make sandwiches? Surely that's what we have women for...
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#3
That comic strip is absolutely awesome!

I hope it'll apply immediately in France, too.
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#4



Seriously?
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#6
mine always get tesolated *shrug*
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#7
Quote by Todd Hart
I fail to understand Subway, I mean don't thy just make sandwiches? Surely that's what we have women for...



Yeah, but global conglomerates make better sanwhiches cos they have more womanz



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#8
Quote by Todd Hart
I fail to understand Subway, I mean don't thy just make sandwiches? Surely that's what we have women for...


yeah but as with everything men are better.

I've yet to meet a woman whose sammich making abilities surpassed my own. When I worked there the sandwiches actually looked like/better than the poster things.

I was that good.

and the 'tesselating' was so that people would see the empty gaps and ask for extra cheese.
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#9
My girlfriend works at subway. It makes me sad that she makes other men sandwhiches too.
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#10
am I the only one who has no problem with subway? Long live the Chicken Breast 5 dollar footlong.
#12
"We have to try different ways to attract customers," said Ali Tariq, a Subway employee in Norwalk. "This is a new way."


I lol'd.

I don't know why.
#13
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Reminded me of this for some reason...
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Money is the root of all evil, not problems.
Fundamental error.
#16
Ever since I saw that Subway employee picking his nose whilst wearing the food-touching gloves I've found them minging. It will take more than tessellated cheese to win me back.
#17
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Money is the root of all evil, not problems.
Fundamental error.


Exactly...so woman = evil?

I don't ever eat in Subway due to the fact they charge you an hours wage for a sandwich, when I could just go and buy a loaf of bread, some ham, cheese and various condiments for cheaper and tessellate my own for cheaper.

And now due to Mistress_Ibanez's post this is unlikely to change.
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Jun 3, 2010,
#18
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Ever since I saw that Subway employee picking his nose whilst wearing the food-touching gloves I've found them minging. It will take more than tessellated cheese to win me back.


How about some extra meat? For free?
#22
Cheese is for losers anyway.
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#23
doesn't matter much for Aussie, it's all square cheese now, so it was always tessellated
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#24
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doesn't matter much for Aussie, it's all square cheese now, so it was always tessellated


Not necessarily, I mean what if instead of [][][][] they put <<<<>.

Now that'd piss me off.
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#25
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Not necessarily, I mean what if instead of [][][][] they put <<<<>.

Now that'd piss me off.



I'd agree with that, it's just never happened to me before, so it doesn't really bother me atm haha
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#26
i've always had them not overlap the cheese, maybe my subway started the revolution
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#27
That's awesome, but since I turned veggie, I don't go to subway any more They use use fake meats, I'd go back down there again.
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My girlfriend works at subway. It makes me sad that she makes other men sandwhiches too.

Hurr hurr what a funne.

Yeah, you can come up with a original joke next time. It's both boring and irritating now after several years of repeating the same joke over and over.
#28
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That's awesome, but since I turned veggie, I don't go to subway any more They use use fake meats, I'd go back down there again.

Hurr hurr what a funne.

Yeah, you can come up with a original joke next time. It's both boring and irritating now after several years of repeating the same joke over and over.


U hav no sense of huma lol it mus b cos uz on ur period LOLZZZZ i know no wimmin.


At least you said it so I wouldn't have to get that response
#29
Quote by Craigo
That's awesome, but since I turned veggie, I don't go to subway any more They use use fake meats, I'd go back down there again.

Hurr hurr what a funne.

Yeah, you can come up with a original joke next time. It's both boring and irritating now after several years of repeating the same joke over and over.


What about the vegetarian subs?
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#30
Quote by Todd Hart
I fail to understand Subway, I mean don't thy just make sandwiches? Surely that's what we have women for...


They also make pizzas, and now breakfest. Also, its sub place. Its gives a healther opinion to eat out then MCD or BK.

Oh TS, get over it.
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#31
^ They're not really healthy despite what people think, they're just darn awesome.
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What about the vegetarian subs?

Unfortunately man I hear 'you must me be only vegetarian who really doesn't like vegetables I know' semi-frequently in relevant discussions.

Besides, I'm not gonna have some thin cheese and a bit of salad as a sandwich.
Last edited by Craigo at Jun 3, 2010,
#33
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They also make pizzas, and now breakfest. Also, its sub place. Its gives a healther opinion to eat out then MCD or BK.

Oh TS, get over it.

That's not saying much, though. Not even sure if there is a difference.
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#34
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^ They're not really healthy despite what people think, they're just darn awesome.

Unfortunately man I hear 'you must me be only vegetarian who really doesn't like vegetables I know' semi-frequently in relevant discussions.

Besides, I'm not gonna have some thin cheese and a bit of salad as a sandwich.



I can understand your argument on that....just you forgot the sauce and spices....... j/k
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#35
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^ They're not really healthy despite what people think, they're just darn awesome.

Unfortunately man I hear 'you must me be only vegetarian who really doesn't like vegetables I know' semi-frequently in relevant discussions.

Besides, I'm not gonna have some thin cheese and a bit of salad as a sandwich.


they do veggie patties which are meant to be nice (although I never tried one myself). We had a few non-vegetarian regulars who'd come in and order nothing but the veggie patty.

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#37
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I fail to understand Subway, I mean don't thy just make sandwiches? Surely that's what we have women for...


definately sigged.
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#38
Awesome!
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#40
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Reminded me of this for some reason...



that is fantastic
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