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So, today I ate salmon.. and now my fingers smell REAL bad. I've tried to wash it off but the smell persists. What should I do?
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#3
Use cold water and soap.

I work on a fish counter, it helps.

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#4
did you try handsoap?
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My hands smell like fish, so does my dick.
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#8
Stick them up your bum so they smell like poo instead.
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#9
Fight fish with fish!


By that I mean make everyone else smell of fish so that no one is bothered anymore, btw I agree with Mistress Ibanez's comment.


HELLO!

#10
Use lemon juice. Seriously.
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#11
Aww man I wanted TheBurningFish to say something more like


"YOU BASTARD IT WAS A SECRET "...


HELLO!

#12
1. Score your fingers

2. Season well

3. Add a little olive oil

4. Pre-heat grill

5. Place fingers under grill

6. Eat
#13
Does anyone else feel the weight of a rather gross sexual innuendo when reading the thread title?
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#14
Diesel.

The aftershave or the fuel, it doesn't really matter.

That or just was them, especially under the nails.
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Aww man I wanted TheBurningFish to say something more like


"YOU BASTARD IT WAS A SECRET "...

I'll admit, I was thinking about it, but I became very aware that all too many of my posts are just gay innuendos and got all self conscious
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Does anyone else feel the weight of a rather gross sexual innuendo when reading the thread title?

Almost as much as my raging boner.
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#20
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1. Score your fingers

2. Season well

3. Add a little olive oil

4. Pre-heat grill

5. Place fingers under grill

6. Eat


What temperature should we pre heat the grill to?
Also any serving suggestions?

#21
Quote by TheBurningFish
Use lemon juice. Seriously.

Won't his fingers then just smell of Salmon with Lemon? Which is by the way and incredible dish.

I think he should dip his fingers in couscous to top it off.

And then braise them in a hot pan.
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Use lemon juice. Seriously.


real lemons or that crappy stuff in the squeezy bottle?
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am i the only one who thought of dirty things when they read the title???
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#24
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real lemons or that crappy stuff in the squeezy bottle?

A real lemon. Should be fine.
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Won't his fingers then just smell of Salmon with Lemon? Which is by the way and incredible dish.

I think he should dip his fingers in couscous to top it off.

And then braise them in a hot pan.

You'd think, but I've unsmelled my fingers and a George Foreman grill a ton of times this way.
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#25
Cough....


or soap and cold water and make sure you scrub under your nails, finish off by putting on some hand lotion and your done...

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#27
Bleach.

Lots of bleach.

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Check out the arse on that.

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Bleach.

Lots of bleach.


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#32
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A real lemon. Should be fine.


Good, that Bottled juice always tastes like overly sour cordial.....it ain't meant to be damnit >.<
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am i the only one who thought of dirty things when they read the title???


quite possibly....
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Good, that Bottled juice always tastes like overly sour cordial.....it ain't meant to be damnit >.<

Someone taking my advice on the internet, eh?

Although it will serve you well today, JK san, this surely means I should no longer drink and surf the Pit...

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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Jun 3, 2010,
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Salty milk and pennies.
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Edit: hang on... you're not OP...



erm, I guess not?
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#39
You shouldn't wash them, you should just walk up to any scrawny kid and put your fingers on their top lip and say the words "This is the smell of a real man..."
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