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#1
So i want to get a maid for my flat, because i work all the time and am busy enjoying life when im not working. Would you (if it were your boyfriend) find it an issue for a guy to hire a maid if he openly admits he is not good at housework/cant be bothered scrubbing toilets or ironing? I can afford it no problem, and will actually keep the place cleaner as a result because i dont want the maid seeing my messy ways.
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#5
As one of the more active UG females, I do not see a problem with that.
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#9
Some house keepers are probably men...And why would that offend anyone? You are paying them to clean your home - they just assume the rest as a matter of course.
#10
will the maid get annoyed at you for asking her to do her job that you are paying her to do?
Fuck it.
#11
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will the maid get annoyed at you for asking her to do her job that you are paying her to do?

Yeah that makes sense.
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#12
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Some house keepers are probably men...And why would that offend anyone? You are paying them to clean your home - they just assume the rest as a matter of course.


So if paying them makes things acceptable...

*goes next door to see the hot daughter with a wad of cash*
#13
do it

no sexism what so ever.

i wish i had a maid for the parts of the house i dont use.
i can keep my room clean. ever other room mysteriously gets dirty though i never even walk in.
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#14
No. A clean house is good regardless of how you get it clean.
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#15
Isn't that the whole point of maids?
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#16
Well if you can afford her, why wouldn't you take advantage of her?


That came out wrong.
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#17
Uh, no? Seriously, this is a stupid issue.
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That came out wrong.



Oh so very wrong, remember kids. Proofread otherwise your text will be quoted for lulz.
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#19
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my girlfriend is offended because im being lazy



That's woman-speak for "hit me in the mouth with your ring hand". Goddamn women.
#20
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my girlfriend is offended because im being lazy



hire the maid,lose the girlfriend
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#23
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Well you can't blame a girl for trying!


lol

the wink is misleading
and in combination with the new avatar.


Well.

U can imagine.....


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#24
Getting a maid when your girlfriend thinks your'e lazy is like taking a dump with your pants on.

I don't know how though.
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lol

the wink is misleading
and in combination with the new avatar.


Well.

U can imagine.....





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#27
Well, no. But seriously, you can't keep the place decently clean on your own?
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#28
Are you worried it will lead to an erotic scenario?

Are you a gay per chance?


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#29
I am considering getting a maid cos I can't be bothered to clean the house

That's what the maid industry is there for. If your girlfriend doesn't like it, that's her problem. You are clearly just a unashamedly messy person. Loads of us are, if she doesn't like it then it's tough, because people don't generally change their habits.
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Ain't got nothin on this ass, bub.
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#31
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It's only temporary. The Red Bull shall return in the near future.

Btw, I've gotten 27 profile views since this thread.



damn, thats pure win right there

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#32
Why would you need a maid when you've already got a girlfriend?
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#35
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Its almost always Vida Guerra and Coco. That's why.
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#36
Sorry, I'm confused. Why isn't your girlfriend cleaning your place for you? Is she shirking her duties?

Damn, next thing you know she's going to want to vote.
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#39
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As one of UG's less attractive ladies, I would be very upset to learn my boyfriend was hiring a maid to clean his apartment.

I think you're a little late for this game
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#40
Okay. Tell your girlfriend that yeah, youre lazy and you dont want to clean your house, and if she dosent like it, she can leave you over it. If she does, then hire the maid and start going out with her. You have a clean place, a new girlfriend, and if you play your cards right, you might not have to pay her. ITS WIN-MOTHERFUCKIN-WIN, BABY!
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