#1
One of my assignments for school is to come up with a sales pitch to get a major bookstore to make them want to promote the book "The Outsiders".
No i'm not trying to get you guys to do my homework i'm already done but I wanted to see what kind of things the Pit could come up with. So...fire away
"[Bleach] is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach"

I feel we should go to...

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#2
Stand outside the store and fire a shotgun into the air.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
Stand outside the store and fire a shotgun into the air.


Theres no such thing as bad publicity...

Also TS, did your teacher happen to write a book called The Outsiders that has yet to be sold? If so, i have a startling conspiracy to detail for you.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#6
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Theres no such thing as bad publicity...

Also TS, did your teacher happen to write a book called The Outsiders that has yet to be sold? If so, i have a startling conspiracy to detail for you.


No we just finished reading it by S. E. Hinton
"[Bleach] is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach"

I feel we should go to...

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#7
There's kids in it who beat up other kids, and then a church burns down and a beam falls on a kid, then kids fight again, then the one kid dies, then his older friend dies by basically committing suicide with the cops.

Yeah, sounds like a pitch-able story.
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#8
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No i'm not trying to get you guys to do my homework i'm already done but I wanted to see what kind of things the Pit could come up with.

Riiiiiiiight.

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#9
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There's kids in it who beat up other kids, and then a church burns down and a beam falls on a kid, then kids fight again, then the one kid dies, then his older friend dies by basically committing suicide with the cops.

Yeah, sounds like a pitch-able story.


Tell me about it...my idea for a pitch was "it made my penis bigger" that would probably make it sell
"[Bleach] is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach"

I feel we should go to...

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#10
Quote by CullenT
There's kids in it who beat up other kids, and then a church burns down and a beam falls on a kid, then kids fight again, then the one kid dies, then his older friend dies by basically committing suicide with the cops.

Yeah, sounds like a pitch-able story.

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#13
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No we just finished reading it by S. E. Hinton


I gathered as much. I looked it up after i was a smartass and somehow 3 hours later ended up reading about logic puzzles and Jim Henson.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
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That was going to be my idea.


How about free, unloaded guns for them to wave at the police?
#16
Quote by CullenT
There's kids in it who beat up other kids, and then a church burns down and a beam falls on a kid, then kids fight again, then the one kid dies, then his older friend dies by basically committing suicide with the cops.

Yeah, sounds like a pitch-able story.

That's fucking mettle.
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#18
TS, you do know your sig says incest, where it should say insert, right?
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#19
"If you buy this book, it's as good as carrying a heater!"
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#20
Shoot someone and blame it on the book. Pretty sure that worked for catcher in the rye.
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