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#1
Hey, i have a toshiba satellite who's whole visual system killed itself. Cant even use an external monitor. The thing is from around '99. I'm trying to find out what i should do with it, and i want to see what the pit can come up with..............GO!
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#3
Smash it for teh lulz.
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#4
Spare parts?
EDIT: donate it to Dragonforce so instead of smashing guitars, they can smash a computer for teh vIdeO GaME LulZ
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#5
Toilet seat
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#6
A large paperweight.
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#7
toilet

EDIT:
Let it be know I said toilet, not toilet seat. I want someone to shit/pee on/in this thing.
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#9
An anchor for the boat you inevitably don't have.
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#11
frisbee?
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#13
open cd drive, then insert penis. That's the closest you'll ever get to touching the women of internet pronz.
#14
Microwave it.

(Do it outside with a junked microwave that you don't care about though.)

*WARNING will produce toxic fumes*
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#18
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Microwave it.

(Do it outside with a junked microwave that you don't care about though.)

*WARNING will produce toxic fumes*

^do it!
#20
Leave it alone in a room with a functional laptop. Come back to find that mysterious things have happened.
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#29
I'd just take it out to one of the outdoor range spots and use it as a target. I have a used-to-death Thinkpad PII I plan to unleash some ballistics testing on.
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#30
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Put a handle on it and use it as an expandable shield (can flip the screen out). Carry this and a foam sword around with you and charge at random people whilst screaming, "Over-Volt Man has come to save the day!"

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#31
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#33
take the screen apart, it will have a layer f this crazy plastic that is part reflective and part see thrugh

put in glasses and instant ketamine eyes

(sry my 0h buttn desnt wrk)
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#35
Quote by jfreyvogel
If its just the graphics card that died remove the monitor and use it for something. Mount it on the wall as a tv maybe (you can wire up a converter so that you can hook up AV cables).

Thats what I was thinking. You could find a use for it like this.
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#36
My two cents.

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#37
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My two cents.






I was thinking about a headless, noiseless server like someone before said.
And 1999 isnt so old for a computer, i still have a 90mhz ibm, something like 1991 or older? i dont remember.
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#38
Quote by ZanasCross
Put a handle on it and use it as an expandable shield (can flip the screen out). Carry this and a foam sword around with you and charge at random people whilst screaming, "Over-Volt Man has come to save the day!"


I just might......
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#39
Make a thread about it with only semi-funny answers?
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#40
Turn it into a guitar.
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