#1
So I never thought I would have to take a drug test. None of my friends do. I smoked pot for the first time last SUNDAY. 5 days ago. I am getting tested tomorrow. FML. I smoked less than half of a gram and the test is urine. Will I be okay? I've considered trying to dilute by drinking a shit ton of water and then taking vitamin b2 to color my urine so it doens't look diluted.
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#2
Take it to the drug thread, G.

Also, can stay in your kidneys for up to two months, and your hair for up to 16 years, depending on your size weight and hair colour, of course, as well as your lifestyle
#4
6 days should be plenty of time if it was your first time smoking, but drinking a shit ton of water won't hurt your chances of passing. also, try the drug thread
#5
You should be fine unless you're really fat or some shit. But next time post it in the DT man, we'd be happy to help.
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yeah i think your good, also try the drug thread,also try not doing drugs, ive heard it has wonders in helping you pass your test.
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Why would you need to take a drug test if it was your first time? if your parents cought you man up and take the punishment for a first time, if its your job you should have known your job does them, its your own fault that you ignored that aspect of the job, and if your on Probation and have them regularly your a idiot.
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I've considered trying to dilute by drinking a shit ton of water and then taking vitamin b2 to color my urine so it doens't look diluted.


Dilute it and drink a monster energy drink, not b2. This has b2 plus niacin. You will pass just fine.

6 Cups of water early, take 2 pees, a few cups of water, then the monster, then pee for the test.

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drink a shit load of green tea and vitaimin water it has a ton of nicin in it so says my bestfriend who did yesterday
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Don't have smoked pot recently? Why is that so hard for people?


I smoked for the first time and the test was sprung on me today. I am not a smoker. I felt liek trying it.
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Why would you need to take a drug test if it was your first time? if your parents cought you man up and take the punishment for a first time, if its your job you should have known your job does them, its your own fault that you ignored that aspect of the job, and if your on Probation and have them regularly your a idiot.


My parents won't care honestly. My mom smoked in college. I got hired and asked TODAY. I was unaware. I am not on probation. I'm an honor student at a university and a varsity athlete. I felt like smoking pot once. My bad,


And sorry about not going to the drug thread. Panicking. Deeply apologetic
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I love how everyone thinks they're so clever when they come running in here "Lol well the best way is to not smoke pot lolz doper!"


Seriously, get a life. It's pretty obvious that the guy has already smoked and that you're just trying to be a condescending straight-edge douchebag.

But to the guy, you SHOULD be OK, depending on your metabolism. It doesn't stay in your system quite as long if you're not a frequent smoker. I'd drink a fair amount of water just in case.

Also, are you sure it's piss? Most places do mouth swabs nowadays.
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I remember this drink my friend showed me that cleans out your system. I cannot remember the damn name though!!!! It has "Detox" in it somewhere. He told me they sell it at walgreens and tobacco shops. Good luck bro!
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I love how everyone thinks they're so clever when they come running in here "Lol well the best way is to not smoke pot lolz doper!"


Seriously, get a life. It's pretty obvious that the guy has already smoked and that you're just trying to be a condescending straight-edge douchebag.

But to the guy, you SHOULD be OK, depending on your metabolism. It doesn't stay in your system quite as long if you're not a frequent smoker. I'd drink a fair amount of water just in case.

Also, are you sure it's piss? Most places do mouth swabs nowadays.



Thanks for that considering i smoked ONCE. I believe in trying things. Sheesh.

I have a very fast metabolism and I run upwards of 70 miles a week. I'll drink water and a monster I guess? And it's just urine. It specified on the confirmation sheet.
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I remember this drink my friend showed me that cleans out your system. I cannot remember the damn name though!!!! It has "Detox" in it somewhere. He told me they sell it at walgreens and tobacco shops. Good luck bro!


That stuff usually doesn't work all that well.

It's incredibly difficult to speed up the breakdown of THC in the system (niacin can work sometimes but that's an ugly solution to a simple problem), so the best thing to do is cover it up by diluting it or just waiting for it to leave the body.

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Thanks for that considering i smoked ONCE. I believe in trying things. Sheesh.

I have a very fast metabolism and I run upwards of 70 miles a week. I'll drink water and a monster I guess? And it's just urine. It specified on the confirmation sheet.


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My parents won't care honestly. My mom smoked in college. I got hired and asked TODAY. I was unaware. I am not on probation. I'm an honor student at a university and a varsity athlete. I felt like smoking pot once. My bad,




Its okay man, thoes are the three biggest reasons for having a Drug test. I didn't know you just got hired for the job, a bit of back ground would have helped a bit
just don't do it again, and if you have to just explain yourself to the employer.
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That stuff usually doesn't work all that well.

It's incredibly difficult to speed up the breakdown of THC in the system (niacin can work sometimes but that's an ugly solution to a simple problem), so the best thing to do is cover it up by diluting it or just waiting for it to leave the body.



I might try to simply fail it by diluting the hell out of my pee and being like look, I run for a college, I drink a lot of water. Let me test again on my next day off (next thursday)
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I might try to simply fail it by diluting the hell out of my pee and being like look, I run for a college, I drink a lot of water. Let me test again on my next day off (next thursday)



That miiight work...


...possibly.

Are they making you go to a hospital to have it done or is it a home-test kinda thing? If it's a home test then it probably won't be able to tell whether or not you've diluted.
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I might try to simply fail it by diluting the hell out of my pee and being like look, I run for a college, I drink a lot of water. Let me test again on my next day off (next thursday)


Negative. Dilute results have to be retested within 48 hours.

Follow my previous instructions, and you will pass. I promise. Lots of Water + Monster.
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I don't know. It's for the state of Virginia but it's in our municipal building so I wouldn't expect anything fancy. If they won't be able to tell I should get away with it then right?


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Negative. Dilute results have to be retested within 48 hours.

Follow my previous instructions, and you will pass. I promise. Lots of Water + Monster.



and I will do this. Thanks
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#26
*Deep inhale* Inactive THC is stored in the fat cells and slowly broken down by the body's natural processes. Niacin will speed up the process, but only by a small percentage, generally making it not worth the side effects. Given that you said you are a runner, I assume that you have little body fat. If you only smoked once, it shouldn't take more than 2-3 days to be gone on its own.

But if you are still worried, go to a smoke shop/porn store and ask them for "Vale" and try to get at least the x4 bottle. Its pretty expensive, but I know people who have passed probation drug tests with it.
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Take it to the drug thread, G.

Also, can stay in your kidneys for up to two months, and your hair for up to 16 years, depending on your size weight and hair colour, of course, as well as your lifestyle

dont listen to this dude, urine will stay AT most for 30 days, go out and run a shit load and dirnk shitloads of water, SHITLOADS DAMN IT , seriously do that and you'll be fine man, also are you fatter or slimmer?
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*Deep inhale* Inactive THC is stored in the fat cells and slowly broken down by the body's natural processes. Niacin will speed up the process, but only by a small percentage, generally making it not worth the side effects. Given that you said you are a runner, I assume that you have little body fat. If you only smoked once, it shouldn't take more than 2-3 days to be gone on its own.

But if you are still worried, go to a smoke shop/porn store and ask them for "Vale" and try to get at least the x4 bottle. Its pretty expensive, but I know people who have passed probation drug tests with it.

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#30
Isn't it bullshit thought that weed gets this kinda treatment? It's the safest drug, safer than booze and smokes, yeah?