#1
So a friend of mine is getting married and me and two of his closest friends want to have a little something for him. Unfortunately, he told us about it last minute since it's not a big ceremony so we've only had a week to plan anything and tell people about it. He doesn't want to go bar hopping because not everyone invited is over 21. We were planning on just having a night of drinks, music, and food because the bachelor has stuff to do the next morning and I'm in need of some last minute ideas because...

1. We had a place, which is unavailable to us now due to complications...

2. We are sort of low on money...(the place we had was being rented to us for free)

3. It's supposed to be tomorrow night...

We wouldn't mind having it at someone's pad, but we couldn't have music in an apartment, and it might be too late to ask the other guests.

I'm willing to change plans, so throw out any ideas you have.
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Just get a stripper, music, and booze.
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Just get a stripper, music, and booze.

He's actually saying Potatoes.
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Watch the movie Bachelor Party w/ a very young and awesome tom hanks

I demand you plan something like that

and for the record it was super cheap


If not, A bottle of jack and some porn

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He's actually saying Potatoes.

Surely you're lying...

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Go go carting or laser tag, mini golf.

This is of course assuming he doesn't want a stripper, ^these things are always awesome.


I wouldn't mind this, but it is at night and none of those things would be available.
Also, we don't have a place to have a stripper yet.
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You should be able to afford plenty of one of those beers on pretty much any budget. Just ask college kids.
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I wouldn't mind this, but it is at night and none of those things would be available.
Also, we don't have a place to have a stripper yet.

YOu don't need a "place" for a stripper. You give her money and she leaves with it.
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Jesus, how young is the friend getting married?

I'm not getting married before 25 at the very least. The VERY least.


All these girls I just graduated with are getting married straight out of high school, naive, and thinking a man will complete their life immediately. *face palm*
#16
I never understood the whole stripper celebration. JUST what I wanted. Herpes before my wedding.


Anyways, I say you should blind fold the groom and have one of your dude friends give him a lapdance.

Groom thinks its a chick
Pulls off blind fold to discover the surprise

....Profit

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All these girls I just graduated with are getting married straight out of high school, naive, and thinking a man will complete their life immediately. *face palm*

Evangelical Christians tend to marry REALLY young. I've always assumed it was because they're horny, but obviously don't want to break the rules of their religion. Plus, I think Paul said that it's better to marry than to burn with passion or some bullshit like that. And evangelicals fellate Paul all the time.

Like, I remember when I was a Christian. Almost all of the youth leaders were married, and they were all under 30. Most of them were under 25.

But what I meant to ask is if any of those girls are really religious.
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I never understood the whole stripper celebration. JUST what I wanted. Herpes before my wedding.


Anyways, I say you should blind fold the groom and have one of your dude friends give him a lapdance.

Groom thinks its a chick
Pulls off blind fold to discover the surprise

....Profit


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I never understood the whole stripper celebration. JUST what I wanted. Herpes before my wedding.
I don't understand the whole stripper thing in general. I've never seen one, cuz that's totally not my scene, but I imagine the whole thing would be really awkward. "You take your clothes off and I'll just sit here and stare." That would just be weird.
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Jesus, how young is the friend getting married?

I'm not getting married before 25 at the very least. The VERY least.


He's 23, so it's not too bad.

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You should be able to afford plenty of one of those beers on pretty much any budget. Just ask college kids.


It's not a problem getting beer. Only a few are underage, I just don't wanna have beer and have no place to take it, seeing as how it's illegal to drink in certain places (Like a park)
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LAN party.
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LAN party.

Aww hell yeah!
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Low budget strippers.


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#27
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I don't understand the whole stripper thing in general. I've never seen one, cuz that's totally not my scene, but I imagine the whole thing would be really awkward. "You take your clothes off and I'll just sit here and stare." That would just be weird.

I think it's probably less awkward than that but I don't want to go to a strip club anyway. I'd much rather have a girl I was actually into dance with/for me.
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Aw what the fuck.

I totally necrobumped that because I clicked it and left, and when I came back I thought it was a recent thread.

Anyway - why can't you have music at someone's apartment? If it's just a few dudes hanging out drinking beers, it doesn't have to be at concert volume.
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Aw what the fuck.Anyway - why can't you have music at someone's apartment? If it's just a few dudes hanging out drinking beers, it doesn't have to be at concert volume.


Well when I said music I kinda meant "jamming out".
It doesn't have to be that, but I just thought it'd be more entertaining because the bachelor is a guitarist. We could always go acoustic anyway.
Also, live music could lead to some awesome karaoke.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
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I never understood the whole stripper celebration. JUST what I wanted. Herpes before my wedding.

I don't think you can get herpes by looking at a naked chick.

Unless there is a new strain of herpes that can be transmitted through the air that I haven't heard about.
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