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Yeah, so she purse dialed me today. She said her phone has been messing up and being weird and it called me. At first she said she pocket dialed me then she said "wait, it was in my purse". I'm sitting here like "WTF?" cuz I'm listening to the Voicemail (yeah, I wasn't going to answer) and it was her and one of my other old friends talking about how he can't sound like an asian.

Anyways. Is she secretly wanting to get back together with my by "purse dialing" or was it truly an accident?

Also, would it have been wrong to say "Well, maybe you should keep your penis from dialing your phone" to her when she said that she pocket dialed me?
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