#1
Suppose you were about to die from an inoperable tumor at the base of your spine, what would your dying wish be?


Mine would be to jam with Paul Gilbert


FYI: You cannot wish to remove the tumor
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#3
If I get granted a wish I'm wishing that tumor is gonzers.
Fuck Paul Gilbert. Way to waste a wish you moron.
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#4
I honestly don't know. I don't have a lot going for me in life right now.

My dying wish is that I could take an everlasting ipod with me.

Idk. That's the best I got.
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#5
Brock Lesnar's hardest punch. Should be enough to satisfy me and do me in.
#8
Head transplant.
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#9
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I would wish I were transformed into some sort of arthropod or another invertebrate so I could avert death by spine-tumor.

Somebody would just step on you.
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#11
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I'd suck Lady Gaga's dick.

man i should sig that.
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Once I'm dead I want my body to be shot into space to drift for all eternity.
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#16
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Not if I'm arboreal.

Fine. A bat eats you. Happy now?
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Fine. A bat eats you. Happy now?

No, I'd make sure that the only bats in my vicinity are fruit bats.

Even if there were carnivorous bats around, if I let a blind flying rodent eat me I'd deserve it.

Edit^: Oy!
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No, I'd make sure that the only bats in my vicinity are fruit bats.

Even if there were carnivorous bats around, if I let a blind flying rodent eat me I'd deserve it.

Edit^: Oy!

Fine. A confused German duck eats you. Have it your way.
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#20
i'd wish for unlimited wishes, then i would wish for resurrection, then i would rule the world!!!!!!!!
#21
The most comfortable bed that can be found, and my woman to enjoy it with me. Maby a really nice pair of wool socks if it's winter too.
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#23
id probably spend it with my freinds and bone this one hot chick at least then my freinds would know i got laid before i died i dont want them to think im some sort of loser
#24
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I don't think that Gilbert Gottfried is German.

Probably isn't. But I'm sure he is confused and eats bugs.
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Probably isn't. But I'm sure he is confused and eats bugs.

True.

Well in that case I guess I'd just take my tumor and maybe an ice cream split with a no-brainfreeze guarantee or something.
#29
I'd want to be enbalmed and entombed within an underground burial chamber complex, Where Dallas Toler Wade and Karl Sanders would also be entombed
#30
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then my freinds would know i got laid before i died i dont want them to think im some sort of loser



I have absolutely no respect for you, you misguided person.
#31
I'd wish for some pot, muscle relaxers, anti-anxiety medication, hydrocodone, and a delicious stack of blueberry pancakes to be eating while I go out.
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