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#1
i'm going to assume most of you are at home somewhere. say a really sneaky robber manages to make it into the room you are currently in, at which point you see him. he has no gun, but is fully prepared for a vicious melee. what object would you use as an improvised weapon? note that in this dire situation, the item would have to be within immediate reach of your very current position and require no elaborate preparation, or else you risk dying on the spot.

my best right now is probably a keyboard - lightweight, yet could probably withstand a few knife slashes and would probably hurt if one were cracked over the skull with the edge. not the deadliest =/
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#3
Depends on the size.

I do boxing/kickboxing/wrestling/BJJ so if they are of comparable size to me, I'd take them head on.

If they are huge, I don't have anything to improvise as a weapon except for my guitar.

And I won't use my guitar as a weapon.


I have a bag of soda cans which I could probably pelt the robber with.
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#4
My guitar, alarm clock, mouse, shoe, bottle, lint roller, blank cd thing, etc... are all good choices to hit the robber in the face with.
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#8
I have a hockey stick within arm-reach of both my bed and computer desk. I would use it as a gouging weapon, attacking the face, particularly the eyes, using the ancient techniques of sportus equipmentium combaticus.
#9
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edit;; I'd chop that nig in the throat. Game over.
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#11
I've got a glass bottle of ketchup and a kiddie guitar with no strings. Also I've got a few broken drumsticks that are sharp as hell, so I think I'd fare quite well.
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#12
im sitting between a sword and many crystal objects which shatter very sharply i think ill be okay
#13
I am currently cleaning my Ruger Super Blackhawk .44 magnum and I have 5 rounds sitting next to me. I can have it together in seconds and I am sure that it would more than do the job. Really convenient time for me to be doign so I suppose. lol
#14
I have an entire supply of mailing tubes right beside me. I'd toss him one and prepare for an exhilarating 'sword' fight. Either that or I'd throw my collection deadly, flying discs of plastic at him.
#15
It's impossible to get where I am without using stairs, which are immediately to my right. I could avoid the situation entirely by dropping this laptop on his head as he comes up the stairs. Problem solved.
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#17
Metal baseball bat, keyboard stand, and a BB gun. I'll fuck shit up.
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#18
I got 4 hungry dogs. Don't think I'm moving or buying dog food tomorrow.
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#19
Probably a lamp or my DirecTV remote.

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#20
An amplifier, small enough to be hit forcefully into their face.
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#22
A ceramic vase is within half a meter of where I'm standing. Then I'd run upstaird to fix my dad's baton (he worked security).

I also got a small bb gun, but instead of the usual plastic balls a friend of mine who works at the fun fair supplied me with metal balls from the shooting gallery. That should hurt him...

If all should be lost, i'd throw my old ibanez at him.
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#24
couple of paint tins, some deodarent to blind him and probably smack him with guitar hero controller for good measure. I wouldnt dare smack him with my guitars
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#25
unarmed self defense is cheating. let's turn the robber into a ninja, with throwing knives.
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#28
Whats this? A thread about robbery?

So am I the robber?
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Whats this? A thread about robbery?

So am I the robber?


How would you fare against these people you are robbing here?
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#30
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...he has no gun, but is fully prepared for a vicious melee...

i can be just as vicious. i'll even throw him my pillows if i have to
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#31
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Whats this? A thread about robbery?

So am I the robber?


Yeah man, and it looks like you're gonna get hurt...
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#32
My Roland Cube is within a foot of me. That thing would hurt it you got your face smashed with it. I think I'm okay.

Oh I almost forgot. I have a god damn sword hanging right next to me. I'm set.
#33
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One of my basswood Ibanez guitars.

This shit will kill a truck.


ibanez is pretty lightweight in the way of electric guitars, aren't they?

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Whats this? A thread about robbery?

So am I the robber?


sure, why not.
a lot of people here seem confident about kicking your ass, mr. robber
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Yeah man, and it looks like you're gonna get hurt...


Damn I thought I was going to get some decent stuff too.

Well If I was robbing someone I would do it in a sneaky fashion.
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#36
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ibanez is pretty lightweight in the way of electric guitars, aren't they?



That's why I specified basswood.
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#37
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I really wasn't joking, it's propped up in the corner right behind me and nobody has touched it in years

It's either that or I could toss my cat at his face and hope it distracts him momentarily while I make a daring Indiana Jones esque escape.
#38
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i can be just as vicious. i'll even throw him my pillows if i have to


...or else your name isn't :Vicious-- eh?
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It's either that or I could toss my cat at his face and hope it distracts him momentarily while I make a daring Indiana Jones esque escape.


some pet owner you are.
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#40
i have a miniture guitar a few cd's a phone and a guitar lead.
i guess im screwed, unless i throw a cd at him like a ninja star, that might distract him enough to tie him up with the guitar lead while i call the cops and stab him with a mini guitar shiv...
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