#2
Happy birthday! I got you a backup gyroscope!



Just in case...
daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
Happy birthday, I don't know what a gyroscope is so I'm not getting you one

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No shit, I had that exact same gyroscope in the OP when I was a kid.


edit: this could turn into something like this
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Last edited by guitarxo at Jun 4, 2010,
#7
I didn't want to get you a gyroscope cause that's unoriginal, so I got you...


... a gyroscope!


Enjoy.
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#9
Happy birthday

I got you a stethoscope :



So now you can check whether those people you attack on the streets are actually alive.
#13
Okay clearly I was just kidding around before. Here's my real present:


Gyrosoap.
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#15
Happy birthday!

I got you an isotope
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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Steam: Beastly396
#17
I shat bricks when I saw this thread.



I'm cracking up right now.
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#18
Quote by BKMC
I got you what you always wanted, a small african child.



I gave an african child a tamagotchi, the gift lived longer than the child.

There gyro, you can have a rather shite joke
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#19
I got you a Laprascope!





You have to fit it together though.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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Last edited by shattamakar at Jun 4, 2010,
#20
happy birthday!

I got you gyros:

You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
Happy birthday man!

I got you...



The manual for your three gyroscopes!

And...



A giant metal face for your garden!
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RNLAF

I Like Planes
#22
Quote by padgea7x
I gave an african child a tamagotchi, the gift lived longer than the child.

There gyro, you can have a rather shite joke



#23
Quote by BKMC


What I do?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
You made a joke about a small black child which was meant to be a present.

#26
Quote by red157
It's my birthday as well...

Bagsy any gifts you don't want.



I got you some slop!

#27
I got cake!

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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#28
Quote by BKMC
You made a joke about a small black child which was meant to be a present.



And that's bad? You gave that small black child as a present to someone in the pit. You've dragged it away from it's life and it's family.

Now which one's worse?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Happy birthday bro!
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#30
Quote by padgea7x
And that's bad? You gave that small black child as a present to someone in the pit. You've dragged it away from it's life and it's family.

Now which one's worse?



OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT

*RIPS EYEBALLS OUT*