#1
seeing as theres a lot of threads about turn ons and fetishes, i figured id show a little love to the turn offs.
so UG, what turns you off in girls/boys?

i dont like short girls. everyone i know loves them, but i just feel like im hooking up with a former willy wonkas chocolate factory employee. and it doesnt even matter to me how good they look. if theyre too short.. meh.
#2
I don't like it when the girl has a penis.
That's about it for me.
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#3
I hate too much makeup on a girl. I also don't like when girls have that "I'm cute, so it's okay if I burp in your face, eat noisily and don't show any manners" attitude. I don't go out with the 'girliest' girls, but that just crosses the line.
#5
I think, for me, honestly i dont put that much thought into it

Personally, to much make up is a horrendous turn off, i like pink lipstick as much as the next guy - but dont smear all it over And you can tell girls that wear lots of makeup because their features are either so dull or so accentuated that they appear uglier than they actually are. I prefer girls without make up because i find naturalness more attractive, they are themselves and thats what i like most.

I dislike girls that drink too much, i'm all for a pint here and there - but getting drunk for no reason other than to be drunk (knowing full well they dislike the taste) is a constant source of face palming for me.
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#6
Stupidity.. I don't like wanna date Stephen Hawking but I at least like to have a half decent conversation.
#7
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I dislike girls that drink too much, i'm all for a pint here and there - but getting drunk for no reason other than to be drunk (knowing full well they dislike the taste) is a constant source of face palming for me.


I fear you have not experienced the pleasures of drunken sex?
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"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#8
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Stupidity.. I don't like wanna date Stephen Hawking but I at least like to have a half decent conversation.

this.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#9
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I fear you have not experienced the pleasures of drunken sex?


Nor would i want to
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