#1
Sup, guys. Earlier tonight, I was talking to my girlfriend. She was reading Cosmopolitan and commented on an article she read about women who can reach orgasm simply by thinking about it. Well, she didn't say it was that simple, but that was the gist of what she was telling me. I, myself, thought this to be an extremely douche bag thing to do on a woman's behalf and now feel like I will no longer be able to please her because this will always be in the back of my mind. Even if she does reassure me of it, I will feel like she is lying to not hurt my feelings. I think sex is ruined for me. However, does anyone know if this is true or if Cosmo is just spoon feeding her bullshit?

tl;dr I talked to my girlfriend who read in Cosmo that girls can orgasm just by thinking about it. I now feel inadequate as a lover and my drive for sex has been completely diminished. Is what she said true?
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#3
did you just imply that women can think?
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#5
I believe Cosmo is about as accurate as the Penthouse write-in section, so don't worry about it.

EDIT: Also this is semi relevant.
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#6
I have heard that some women can orgasm just by squeezing their legs when they're sat down


Anyway calm down and don't panic about it. Clearly she can't do it or the article wouldn't have been a surprise to her.
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Cosmo is just spoon feeding her bullshit?

Absolutely.
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#9
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Sup, guys. Earlier tonight, I was talking to my girlfriend. She was reading Cosmopolitan


The bolded is when I stopped taking this seriously.
#12
First, don't believe anything you read in Cosmo.

Second, don't believe anything you read in Cosmo.
#13
I saw "can women "think"..." as the most recent thread on the main page and was expecting some flaming and prejudice. I'm very disappointed.
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Sup, guys. Earlier tonight, I was talking to my girlfriend.


The bolded is when I stopped taking this seriously.
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#18
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#19
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The bolded is where I stopped taking this seriously.


In reality, Cosmo is a magazine that is pretty much just a tabloid for dim-witted girls.
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#20
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Sup, guys.


the bold was where i stopped taking this seriously.

OT: some probably can, but does it affect you? no.
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#21
If it's possible, it's extremely difficult.
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