#4
Happy birthday bro!
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#5

What is it I hear you ask?

It's a cake!


A urinal Cake!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#6
happy birthday!

I got you a post in your birthday thread!
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#7
Quote by the bartender
happy birthday!

I got you a post in your birthday thread!



Red wants to know if that gift's returnable
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
Quote by padgea7x

What is it I hear you ask?

It's a cake!


A urinal Cake!






nice
happy birthday!
Survivor of:
Maryland Deathfest X
Maryland Deathfest XI
Maryland Deathfest XII
#9
Happy birthday!
I got you some empty space

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You're welcome
#10
Quote by padgea7x
Red wants to know if that gift's returnable


he can always donate it to charity
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#11
Quote by the bartender
he can always donate it to charity



That's the same as returning it though
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
I got you this warship.


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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#15


I got you a Swedish sex machine. Use him well Red.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Happy birthday! I got you QOTSA's self-titled.



That fucker is so hard to find. >_>
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#17
Quote by padgea7x

What is it I hear you ask?

It's a cake!


A urinal Cake!

How did you know I was getting him a urinal?
Happy birthday Red.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
Happy birthday, dear!

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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#19
So how old is he today?

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#21
Woah. Danke.

Ta' for the urinal cake... Someone who seemed to radiate wisdom on par with Jackal told me they're good for hangovers (suppository, apparently).

Quote by Primus2112
Happy birthday! I got you QOTSA's self-titled.



That fucker is so hard to find. >_>

If only...
#22
Quote by vintage x metal
Happy birthday, dear!


daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.