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#1
so yeah, like me my dad and a few of my friends are talking and someone makes a masturbation joke. Then my dad starts talking about fingering his ass(don't stop i'm not trolling) and we all laugh. Then they started talking about how they experiment with their butt holes and how eventually every guy gets around to doing it. I laughed but they kept talking about it.
So... does every guy really do that?
that's gross bro.
Last edited by levi.lydat at Jun 4, 2010,
#2
Nothing wrong with a little insertion.
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#7
I do it all the time. Being in public doesn't stop me either, it merely fuels my fire.

But seriously, no way. I have no desire to do so. I wouldn't even do it on my girlfriend or anything. Something about the human anus just repulses me... must be all the shit or something.

EDIT: Hey, TS, you're that guy who stole my sig.
Last edited by 'Leviathan' at Jun 4, 2010,
#8
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i didn't really like any of the other bands i guess.
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#9
Nothing wrong with a cheeky finger, either giving or recieving.

If it's a tongue, even better.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
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I do it all the time. Being in public doesn't stop me, either it merely fuels my fire.

But seriously, no way. I have no desire to do so. I wouldn't even do it on my girlfriend or anything. Something about the human anus just repulses me... must be all the shit or something.

EDIT: Hey, TS, you're that guy who stole my sig.


so i'm not the only one right? like just the thought of breaking my ass cherry sends chills down my spine.

and dude, it was my sig first.
#12
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so i'm not the only one right? like just the thought of breaking my ass cherry sends chills down my spine.

and dude, it was my sig first.


Chill, man, I don't care, just having a laugh because I remember TheRev saying it was for me, as I actually started the last Anime Thread.

And, yeah... no ass for me. >.<
#13
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Chill, man, I don't care, just having a laugh because I remember TheRev saying it was for me, as I actually started the last Anime Thread.

And, yeah... no ass for me. >.<


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#14
Yep - do it all the time
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#15
you can put ur finger in your butt? so like poo comes out easier?
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#16
I remember you OP. Were you from that dragonforce thread?

In relation to the the thread, it's normal.
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#17
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I remember you OP. Were you from that dragonforce thread?

In relation to the the thread, it's normal.


Shred likes anus.
#18
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I remember you OP. Were you from that dragonforce thread?

In relation to the the thread, it's normal.


**** yeah, i ****ing love dragonforce.

but no seriously none of you are helping. i think they were seriously talking about fingering some ass. god damn.
#19
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**** yeah, i ****ing love dragonforce.

but no seriously none of you are helping. i think they were seriously talking about fingering some ass. god damn.


Well, I heard it enhances the male orgasm tenfold at the price of a smelly brown finger. For me, this is too much to pay.
#20
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**** yeah, i ****ing love dragonforce.

but no seriously none of you are helping. i think they were seriously talking about fingering some ass. god damn.


So?

I'm being deadly serious, I love it when my girlfriend plays around there. Finger or tongue it's all good.

Hell, I've even been known to let her use a plug with me.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
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TS its not normal, unless you're gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)


Why is it gay to seek personal pleasure?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
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Why is it gay to seek personal pleasure?


Why is it personal to seek gay pleasure?
#24
you best be trollin'.
there is no way i would stick a butt plug in my ass.
even if my girlfriend had super sexy tits and she wanted me to do it.
#25
Feels good man.

Get the naughty boy, it's amazing.
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#26
im serious it gives you an orgasm or sumthing? is it beter than normal fapping?
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#27
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you best be trollin'.
there is no way i would stick a butt plug in my ass.
even if my girlfriend had super sexy tits and she wanted me to do it.


She's not gonna be putting her tits up there, you know.
And if you want to do anal, I think it's only fair that you're prepared to receive too
#28
Quote by levi.lydat
you best be trollin'.
there is no way i would stick a butt plug in my ass.
even if my girlfriend had super sexy tits and she wanted me to do it.


I'm not trolling at all. It's just sex, so what's the problem? Both myself and my girlfriend make sure we're thoroughly clean before any "backdoor" play commences, so I fail to see how it's such a bad thing? It's not like it hurts or anything.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#29
The G spot for guys is in the butt,so it gives better pleasure.
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#30
Even if you consider it not normal, there's a lot of people who do it, so that that abnormality is basically as common as the people who do normal stuff, to put it in baby terms.
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#31
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im serious it gives you an orgasm or sumthing? is it beter than normal fapping?

If you're doing it right while masturbating normally it does give you a more intense orgasm.
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#32
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Even if you consider it not normal, there's a lot of people who do it, so that that abnormality is basically as common as the people who do normal stuff, to put it in a baby.


#33
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TS its not normal, unless you're gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)

It is absolutely not gay, unless you're also attracted by male anal penetration. It's one of the many erogenous zone in the human body, and a pretty receptive one at that. People need to stop assuming anal pleasure is obligatorily a sign of repressed homosexuality.

Personally I don't like it, though.
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#34
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Why is it gay to seek personal pleasure?

Because shoving stuff up your mud cutter is usually considered gay.
#36
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It is absolutely not gay, unless you're also attracted by male anal penetration. It's one of the many erogenous zone in the human body, and a pretty receptive one at that. People need to stop assuming anal pleasure is obligatorily a sign of repressed homosexuality.

Personally I don't like it, though.


This, apart from the last line.

I do.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
hold on hold on hold on. If our bodies have a G spot there Then it isnt weird. coz like its there for that reason
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#38
Wait, I have a G spot in my arse?

I don't want to fucking finger my own arse, that'll be one step closer to being gay
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#39
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im serious it gives you an orgasm or sumthing? is it beter than normal fapping?

Dude, you would not believe me if I told you just how much better it is.

Lube up, find the prostate and stroke with a come hither fashion. Experience what it's like sexing God.
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this may be inspiration for a tear filled balled.
or a really funny song about dicks.
either way i am appalled.

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#40
and the pit turns gay under the influence of gay friend regs^
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