#1
Ok, grad party for my girlfriend tonight, forgot to buy a card. Help me make one quick?
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#2
Fold Paper in half.

Happy Graduations on front.


Write lyrics to a song in middle.

Give it to her.

When she opens it up, pull out a guitar and start playing the song you wrote down.

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#3
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Fold Paper in half.

Happy Graduations on front.


Write lyrics to a song in middle.

Give it to her.

When she opens it up, pull out a guitar and start playing the song you wrote down.



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#4
Well, it's tonight and it is currently the afternoon. Go to the store and get a card. It isn't that hard.
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#5
1. cut a hole in the card
2. put your junk in that card
3. make her open the card

and that's the way we do it!
#6
Get a blank card and write this inside:

"So you've graduated,
get ready for endless parties,
get ready for the real world,
now you're old enough to buy booze and cigs.
And now you're old enough
The police ain't got shit on me!
Happy graduation!"

This is a card I got when I graduated....from my 47 year old uncle
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off