#2
I knew this day would cum
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#3
Quote by Ledforthehead

For those of you who like Batman and porn.

Well you have 100% of the pit's attention
#4
Lexi Belle?! Hell yes. I'm so going to download that.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#5
Quote by JayT44
Lexi Belle?! Hell yes. I'm so going to download that.

+1

Oh and tori black.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
+1

Oh and tori black.

and Alexis Texas.


......... and Ron Jeremy.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#9
My attention.

You don't have it


(too busy wanking)
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#11


What fresh hell is this??
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#12
The whole batman thing makes me a bit floppy.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#14
Quote by captaincrunk
These high budget porn films will be the new Elvis I tell you.

What, fat, bloated and die on a toilet from a prescription drug overdose?
#21
I watched this last night. It was pretty good as a porno, and it was really funny of how cheesy it was.

It had probably 20 minutes of dialogue overall, out of a 2 hour movie.

It took about 5 hours to download though.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#24
lmao seen this on Attack of the Show! a week or two ago. still hilarious
talk to me
and i better not hear a word
do me baby
i better not feel it girl
i still got one bullet left in my nine
finna do a love crime
love crime
finna do a love crime

lovecrimes -- frank ocean

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#25
Quote by TheReverend724


why do I absolutely want to click on that?!

DirtEdit: "Naked Heart Hospital" ... I won't sleep tonight.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jun 5, 2010,
#26
hahaha some of the jokes on the SeinfeldXXX are actually funny.
#28
Welp, Imma torrenting it. Be back in a few hours to watch it
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