"Neighbour saw James Burden with cigarette in one hand and genitals in the other at 5am."

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i can become erect whilst displeasing women

What a talented person.
Only people in Scotland...
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Sounds like my tuesday nights
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
How does that Eminem track go again about his "thingy" going "da-doingdoingdoingggg"?

I don't think the trampoline was what he had in mind, but it's bouncy nonetheless. But with a cigarette? Smart. One wrong move on his part and that could be daaaangerous.

Oh yeaaaaah. (h)
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!The world forgetting, by the world forgot...
You must be pretty committed to get up at 5 am to fap
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There's plenty of lesbians that aren't obese. I have videos to prove it.
"He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there."

Masturbated himself?

Is that even a sentance?

Oh well, it sounds like it could be a giggle, if I was the guy caught, I would counter with,

"Why the **** did you watch me, perv?"

1977 Burny FLG70
2004 EBMM JP6
2016 SE Holcolmb
Homolka walks free but this guy may go to jail.

What is this world coming too...
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"Neighbour saw James Burden with cigarette in one hand and genitals in the other at 5am."



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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
I'm gonna have to start getting up at 4.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.