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#1
That's right, we're getting some rap battles up in this bitch. Got this idea from some old threads that were similar, but not exactly the same. So get your lyrical flo' ready, and prepare to spit mad rhymes.

YO MARCUS GIVE US A BEAT DAWG
#5
Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose of rap?

Being a vocal style that's usually improvised? I could plan it out. Kind of like....poetry.
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brot pls
#7
My name is Spanish remember the name
the latino brothes say my rhymes bust the game
people see me and say what ya got
I told them I give you a message that means a lot
to all my UGers from the Pit
this is SpanishYanez keepin fresh with it.

...that's all I got
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#8
I was sittin' in my lounge just a scratchin' my head,
When I saw that Manny had started this here thread.
I went to my toaster and I filled it with bread,
Then I wrote a little rap which y'all just read.

Oh SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE I have burnt toast now.
#9
I'm the man in place
Punch you in the face
A gun in my waist!
#11
Now this is the story all about how...

EDIT: below, oh jeez :P
Last edited by J Mud at Jun 4, 2010,
#12
I was gonna post the lyrics to the intro from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but I don't know if you can still get banned for that. Pretend I did.
#13
Quote by J Mud
Now this is the story all about how...

my life got flipped turned upside down
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#15
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flow that glows like phosphorus
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water dwelling mammal
Where'd you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that per chance?


Steve.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#16
Quote by Shyne
I was sittin' in my lounge just a scratchin' my head,
When I saw that Manny had started this here thread.
I went to my toaster and I filled it with bread,
Then I wrote a little rap which y'all just read.

Oh SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE I have burnt toast now.


Fuck it I'll get this shit into a battle, y'all suck.

He ain't got nuttin' but burnt toast now
Sittin' there crying an wonderin' how
Why oh why it my toast black
God I want my pipe and some crack..right,
Check this flow..
Bitches just don't know..
My mad rhyming skills pop offa' this
There's no stoppin this
You know you wanna be me,
My with my big weenie.

Last edited by sglover34479 at Jun 4, 2010,
#17
:sigh:

You dirty ass hoes with your dirty ass weaves
You dirty ass hoes with your dirty ass knees
Bitch get off me you're not the drug I need
Your filthy ass touch is like a fucking disease
#18
Quote by Shyne
I was sittin' in my lounge just a scratchin' my head,
When I saw that Manny had started this here thread.
I went to my toaster and I filled it with bread,
Then I wrote a little rap which y'all just read.

Oh SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE I have burnt toast now.

Oh snap the Shyne attack
I look at you and think man that boy is half black
but just because you think my rhythm isn't right or wrong
don't mean I can kick your ass with your monkeythong
I come from a life from rags to riches
when you were just getting over those fat ugly b*tches

Ps I still love you Shyne
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#20
yo!
dough!
i got the
Flow!
i make you look like the average
Joe!
I hit ya ma in da pussy
whoe!
made her go like
Wo!
and know you
(pause)
KNOW!!!
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You live in the Bahamas. That is so ****ing awesome!




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Last edited by Kayus at Jun 4, 2010,
#21
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#22
I don't mean to spoil your fun, but...it's better without a beat.

Look up Grindtime, Don't Flop, King Of The Dot, Jumpoff, Got Beef etc etc

Funny shit.
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#23
Quote by sglover34479
Fuck it I'll get this shit into a battle, y'all suck.

He ain't got nuttin' but burnt toast now
Sittin' there crying an wonderin' how
Why oh why it my toast black
God I want my pipe and some crack..right,
Check this flow..
Bitches just don't know..
My mad rhyming skills pop offa' this
There's no stoppin this
You know you wanna be me,
My with my big weenie.


Hey yo Marcus
I should get some butter with that cracka ass,
my lyrical lines are fueled and yours are running out of gas,
You could play guitar but to save my ears I would have to pass,
Just go back to your Special Ed's kid class
#25
Quote by Myfirstpubes
Hey yo Marcus
I should get some butter with that cracka ass,
my lyrical lines are fueled and yours are running out of gas,
You could play guitar but to save my ears I would have to pass,
Just go back to your Special Ed's kid class


Manny I can see you find me scary
If i were you I too would be wary
My fire burns strong, it rages on, there's no end to me
Your shit is weak, your outlook bleak, droppin' like a flea.
#26
Quote by spanishyanez
Oh snap the Shyne attack
I look at you and think man that boy is half black
but just because you think my rhythm isn't right or wrong
don't mean I can kick your ass with your monkeythong
I come from a life from rags to riches
when you were just getting over those fat ugly b*tches

Ps I still love you Shyne

Wassup brah
aight muthafucka you don't wanna **** with me
I'm illin more than hepatitis b
when I point the glock it's the last thing you see!
I'm a gangsta to the highest degree
but you stink like an asshole potpurri
so step back and take a seat before yo knees collapse
cuz I'm about to blow your mind with these raps
ahem
best at writin hooks like my names Ali
speakin over beats is the only time I feel complete
I feel free
concede defeat or I'll fuck you like a woman of the street
beat you like rocky and a piece of meat
you gonna get dropped like wall street
heavyweight number one brawled in the game
so remember hurricane remember the name
so you can tell your grandkids when you dying in shame
about the time I lyrically came all over your brain

word.
Yahoo!
#27
Quote by sglover34479
Manny I can see you find me scary
If i were you I too would be wary
My fire burns strong, it rages on, there's no end to me
Your shit is weak, your outlook bleak, droppin' like a flea.

You coming up on here acting like you the real Slim Shady
man with that long blonde hair you look like my old lady
you droppin lines so weak that they make me laugh
this is rap boy, not some simple ass math
leave this sh*t to me cuz yo ass is grass
I'm gonna smoke that grass so kiss my ass
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#28
Quote by spanishyanez
You coming up on here acting like you the real Slim Shady
man with that long blonde hair you look like my old lady
you droppin lines so weak that they make me laugh
this is rap boy, not some simple ass math
leave this sh*t to me cuz yo ass is grass
I'm gonna smoke that grass so kiss my ass



You think know, think you can up-show me
Yeah I'm a little hairy but I ain't no curly moe or larry
i come from the hardcore streets
me an the niggas used to stand around an drop beats
we rapped all we could
in an effort to deal with the hood
dont tell me you know what i been through
these trials are done with me now theyre comin for you
#29
Quote by sglover34479
Manny I can see you find me scary
If i were you I too would be wary
My fire burns strong, it rages on, there's no end to me
Your shit is weak, your outlook bleak, droppin' like a flea.

what? you?
Trying to deprecate me?
You fall, while I elevate,
as you can see,
you suck so bad
the mods should ban your IP
and you can kiss my ass
cus I'm the OP
#30
Quote by spanishyanez
You coming up on here acting like you the real Slim Shady
man with that long blonde hair you look like my old lady
you droppin lines so weak that they make me laugh
this is rap boy, not some simple ass math
leave this sh*t to me cuz yo ass is grass
I'm gonna smoke that grass so kiss my ass


Fuck your grass blood
Gonna pay crack heads to get all up in your ass blood
This is DJ Faultyy, 1 time only keep your dollaz this shits free
Off my face on shit you can't even spell
Gonna take your bitch on a rape ride to hell
What?
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#31
hahaha, you think ya straight up g?
Youngster you cant just take on me
Bitch you better take heed
to get to me, 8 badges you'll need

Shorts, comfy and easy to wear?
Mother****er those shorts would tear
Yeah yeah, thats the size of my balls
But can you blame me? I stroll the elite 4s halls

What you think your pidgey with its aireal ace
Can take on my Jirachi with its Serene Grace?
I pray that you will comprehend
That his moves not even Nurse Joy can mend

Yeah, after you face my Wartortle
You'll see pokemon are indeed mortal
Yeah, thats right that aint bull shit
Your pidgey will be dead if it takes a hit

So bitch, next time you run yo mouth like you donald trump
Just remember Wartortle's hydro pump
Then shut your punk ass face
Because, ho, you aint never gonna take my place

Pokemon can be gangsta rap, right?
#32
Quote by Thrashtastic15
hahaha, you think ya straight up g?
Youngster you cant just take on me
Bitch you better take heed
to get to me, 8 badges you'll need

Shorts, comfy and easy to wear?
Mother****er those shorts would tear
Yeah yeah, thats the size of my balls
But can you blame me? I stroll the elite 4s halls

What you think your pidgey with its aireal ace
Can take on my Jirachi with its Serene Grace?
I pray that you will comprehend
That his moves not even Nurse Joy can mend

Yeah, after you face my Wartortle
You'll see pokemon are indeed mortal
Yeah, thats right that aint bull shit
Your pidgey will be dead if it takes a hit

So bitch, next time you run yo mouth like you donald trump
Just remember Wartortle's hydro pump
Then shut your punk ass face
Because, ho, you aint never gonna take my place

Pokemon can be gangsta rap, right?



Win.
Yahoo!
#33
Quote by Myfirstpubes
what? you?
Trying to deprecate me?
You fall, while I elevate,
as you can see,
you suck so bad
the mods should ban your IP
and you can kiss my ass
cus I'm the OP


Oh look it's two on one
got your friends all up on me
think you makin me afraid?
i ain't scared of that short ass blade!
y'all just dont know you cant cut my skin
i'm made of steel, reinforced and purged of sin
#34
Quote by faultyy
Fuck your grass blood
Gonna pay crack heads to get all up in your ass blood
This is DJ Faultyy, 1 time only keep your dollaz this shits free
Off my face on shit you can't even spell
Gonna take your bitch on a rape ride to hell
What?



Paying crack heads to do your job,
What the **** are you a wanna be mob?
DJ faulty can suck a dick,
remember, you are what you lick
Talking about things to spell
I'll be a human- guillotine
Who heads mother****as back to hell
#35
Listen ya'll need to check your mics or shut your mouth
cuz SpanishYanez here is from the Barrio, 361, straight down south
You got Manny and Hurricane here reppin the Florida scene
well been there done that and everyone was too good or cut clean
you think you can punk me out with these rhymes as weak as tin foil
well let me say that you are the state and I am the upcoming oil...too soon
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#36
Quote by spanishyanez
Listen ya'll need to check your mics or shut your mouth
cuz SpanishYanez here is from the Barrio, 361, straight down south
You got Manny and Hurricane here reppin the Florida scene
well been there done that and everyone was too good or cut clean
you think you can punk me out with these rhymes as weak as tin foil
well let me say that you are the state and I am the upcoming oil...too soon


You think you slick like oil?
Taco,let me me tell you now you aint worth the toil
your flow is stopped up, plugged tight
You can't rap for shit man just give up the fight
I got bigger fish to fry stronger men to take down
I don't need weak rhymes nigga you just a clown
#37
Quote by sglover34479
You think you slick like oil?
Taco,let me me tell you now you aint worth the toil
your flow is stopped up, plugged tight
You can't rap for shit man just give up the fight
I got bigger fish to fry stronger men to take down
I don't need weak rhymes nigga you just a clown


Time to sit down and listening up, bitch
I'll hoe you out and become filthy rich
I'll spit my game on homework night
then rape your brother on a construction sight
You talk a lot of game and that's alright
I'll beat you up in broad day light
#38
Quote by Thrashtastic15
hahaha, you think ya straight up g?
Youngster you cant just take on me
Bitch you better take heed
to get to me, 8 badges you'll need

Shorts, comfy and easy to wear?
Mother****er those shorts would tear
Yeah yeah, thats the size of my balls
But can you blame me? I stroll the elite 4s halls

What you think your pidgey with its aireal ace
Can take on my Jirachi with its Serene Grace?
I pray that you will comprehend
That his moves not even Nurse Joy can mend

Yeah, after you face my Wartortle
You'll see pokemon are indeed mortal
Yeah, thats right that aint bull shit
Your pidgey will be dead if it takes a hit

So bitch, next time you run yo mouth like you donald trump
Just remember Wartortle's hydro pump
Then shut your punk ass face
Because, ho, you aint never gonna take my place

Pokemon can be gangsta rap, right?

Get that pokemon shit outta here,
this is serious business,
Legend Of Zelda twenty-four/seven,
pikachu's got nothing on this,
your ass just got dissed
you will never achieve,
its best you just leave
and leave it to the sword master,
thats not afraid to cleave.

You're a disaster
thats heading through a crash course,
while I'm rolling with Epona
the most illin' gangsta horse,
you better not try me because I'm gonna own ya,
you better believe it,
I have the mothafuckin triforce

Your approach is deprived
like a body with no bone,
I'm a menace across the land,
getting those Sacred Stones,
my lyrics are out of hand,
while you should just go home,
I've got the master sword bitch,
I think I'll just leave you alone.
#39
Quote by The Arsis
Time to sit down and listening up, bitch
I'll hoe you out and become filthy rich
I'll spit my game on homework night
then rape your brother on a construction sight
You talk a lot of game and that's alright
I'll beat you up in broad day light



I see your hostility and raise you mobility
You can't catch me cracka you can't see this
Next thing you know you're in a wall of bricks
You can't fight me, you wont beat me
don't even try man I've had enough of three.


OLD SKOOOL!!
#40
Quote by sglover34479
You think you slick like oil?
Taco,let me me tell you now you aint worth the toil
your flow is stopped up, plugged tight
You can't rap for shit man just give up the fight
I got bigger fish to fry stronger men to take down
I don't need weak rhymes nigga you just a clown

Yo youngsta you mocking me?
Try that shit again and you'll see
I be the one who be pimpin out on this town
**** with me, and I'll take ya to da rape town

youngsta' can't you see? You James, Im Arbok.
I swallow you like yo momma swallow my ****
Ya youngsta even in a kids game I can be obscene
BECAUSE IM THE GREATEST TRAINER KANTO'S EVER SEEN

**** with me, with the hydro pump ill throw a hyper beam
Ill call on Lance, and this shit'll be a double team
Now we'll see if y'all got the rhymes like y'all dream
Bitches, come on, try to stick to my Poke Theme
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