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Ok pit monkeys what are your thoughts on this. Being locked up 520 days as an experiment is a bit extreme. How would you cope with this kind of isolation?


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#9
I have no idea how they will not kill each other.

520 days is a long ass time. Ive lived with my current housemate for over 800 days and I wanted to kill him after the first 6 weeks.
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#10
I don't see what the deal is. It'll be 5 guys hanging out in a big hanger being bored for 520 days. It's not like they'll be on their own or that they'll be in any danger.

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oh, so they have internet?

Not a big deal, I can spend 520 days alone as long as I have internet.


They have internet with the information lag. Means that the time it takes to download new information is equal to the time it would take for the information request to first be sent back to earth, and then propogated from earth too.
#12
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They have internet with the information lag. Means that the time it takes to download new information is equal to the time it would take for the information request to first be sent back to earth, and then propogated from earth too.

eh, considering my internet connection during my year in berlin, it's something I've learned to cope with.

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eh, considering my internet connection during my year in berlin, it's something I've learned to cope with.

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#15
Gimme a plank of wood with some strings on it, and we're good.

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it's gonna be worse than dial-up!
#19
I imagine it would be quite awesome. Sure the no female thing would be a bit aggravating but you could take in a book you've been meaning to read for a while. You could take the time out to do the things you've been meaning to get round to doing but you just haven't had the time.
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#20
Quote by davrossss
The question we all want answered:

Are they allowed to fap?


You can't get a boner in space. Something to do with the zero gravity and the blood rushing to it.

So i would presume they are allowed as they are not taking it into account with the food.
#22
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There's no way it won't turn into this.

I agree.

For THAT long, there will so much sexual tension built up, one will definitely finally break and suck another's load. Whether it be from repressed gay feelings, or delirium of being confined for so long.


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can you really not get a boner in space?
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#23
they had better start a band in there and name it "520 days to mars"
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#24
Three Russians?
One Chinese?
One Italian?
One Frenchman?

That's the worst combination ever and it's racist.


And sexist
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I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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Get the **** out.
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they had better start a band in there and name it "520 days to mars"

haha thats awesome
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#27
I could probably do that if I had enough musical instruments and books and ipod battery power. It'd just get depressing though D:
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I could probably do that if I had enough musical instruments and books and ipod battery power. It'd just get depressing though D:


Dude, I'm pretty sure they are allowed electricity.
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#29
They should stick i female in there. see how they last without becoming tempted to just gang rape her.
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#30
One Chinese man, one Italian, one Frenchman and three Russians will spend the next 520 days


so with the chinese man to fix any electrical issue they may have, 3 russians to make batches of Vodka & an Italian to cook and the french man can be the female annoying everyone
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They should stick i female in there. see how they last without becoming tempted to just gang rape her.


Yeah she would totally get graped.
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#32
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#34
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#35
Ok, my playing of Mass Effect recently makes this waaaaaaaay more interesting. Prothean technology anyone?

But yeah, they don't have internet access, they have email access with a 40 minute lag between a message being sent and that message being received on the other end.

Still though, best of luck to them all, I hope this goes well, us humans need to start getting out into space.

Also, bring a guitar, you'll come out better than Paul Gilbert
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#36
probably necessary, better to test the limits of this sort of thing here before we send these guys up and risk them flipping out in space.
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#37
We really do need one bit of essential information.

Do they have a copy of The Prestige on DVD?
#39
That sucks. Just because they're pretending. Like if you're out there in space, you're like wow being locked up in here really sucks, but hey I'm in ****ing space!! and I'm going to Mars!! and it's also better than being blown to 5 times your size and immediately frozen and bombarded by some serious cosmic radiation.

I'd rather be in a submarine though.
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