#2
Freaking teenagers, how do they work?
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#3
This is old, but I'm howling with laughter anyway.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#4
Old story is old
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
Isn't this like, the fifth or so thread on this?
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#8
Not as retarded as the people on the internet who think they're genuinely werewolves, but change the definition of the word just so they can apply it to themselves.
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#11
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That was both weird and really ****ing creepy.
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#12
First time I've ever seen this. Can't say I'm suprised. Seems like every generation gets subcultures more retarded than the last ones.
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#13
There's a group of girls at my school that act like they're werewolves.. complete with howling, biting, hissing, scratching, chewing on dog toys and fighting.

They're a tad weird.

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Sinking, always sinking

#15
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I was going to say that puts the embarrassing shit I did at his age to shame, but it turns out we're the same age. Fuck yeah. I'm in a better mood already.

Every time I feel inadequate because of how many symphonies Bach composed in his teens, I'll remember this guy, and feel like I've won at life.
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#16
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I feel poor for this guy when he in a few years time outgrows this, and then looks back and cannot fathom how ****ing retarded he was... Most have probably done some stupid things when they were younger, but in stead of vaguely remembering how retarded you were like most will, this guy has a video available for the entire internet to see every time he forgets
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#17
pffft, the next thing at high schools will be "Wizards" or "Vampires"
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#18
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I was going to say that puts the embarrassing shit I did at his age to shame, but it turns out we're the same age. Fuck yeah. I'm in a better mood already.

Every time I feel inadequate because of how many symphonies Bach composed in his teens, I'll remember this guy, and feel like I've won at life.


Yeah but he didn't compose anything good until after his teens

More composers have composed their greatest pieces later in life, I wouldn't worry about it.

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I feel poor for this guy when he in a few years time outgrows this, and then looks back and cannot fathom how ****ing retarded he was... Most have probably done some stupid things when they were younger, but in stead of vaguely remembering how retarded you were like most will, this guy has a video available for the entire internet to see every time he forgets

Pretty sure it's a spoof or he's trolling
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#19
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pffft, the next thing at high schools will be "Wizards" or "Vampires"

^Vampires have already been and gone. They're clearly working their way through classic horror films, the next will probably be cliques of people dressed as Frankenstein.
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#20
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pffft, the next thing at high schools will be "Wizards" or "Vampires"

At least Vampires and Wizards don't think that they change form at the full moon. Do these kids actually think that they turn into wolves?
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#21
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^Vampires have already been and gone. They're obviously working their way through classic horror films, the next will probably be Frankenstein.


The American Army is already doing frankenstein
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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#22
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^Vampires have already been and gone. They're obviously working their way through classic horror films, the next will probably be Frankenstein.


I thought Twilight was the main influence for vampires these days?
Or are you talking a few years back that it was popular?

There's blood in the water
Sinking, always sinking

#23
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^Vampires have already been and gone. They're clearly working their way through classic horror films, the next will probably be cliques of people dressed as Frankenstein.

Mummies would be cool.
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#24
I want to see people dressing up as Cthulhlu.
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#25
Seems rather silly, or maybe I'm just growing up.

Jks, but seriously if there was such a teenage cult for saiyans I would be tempted.
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#26
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Pretty sure it's a spoof or he's trolling

I hope so, but the more and more complete retards I see on the internet, the more my trolldar is skewed.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#27
Oh dear. I don't even...what!?...but!?...why?!....I don't
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#29
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Daft kids... that weapon was very poor quality, looks to me like a cheap wallhanger.
I wouldn't advise striking anything with that as it would likely just splinter and injure the weilder.

Also the wolf thing was a bit silly, but I can forgive kids for playing "pretend".
They'll grow out of it.