#1
The title pretty much says it all. I looked on google, but I couldn't find anything that made sense.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#2
It's God's punishment for all the fags.
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#3
daytripper75

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Second you dance.
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#6
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+1
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#7
Water leaks, and slowly dissolves the ground until it doesn't support what's standing on it and everything collapses into your worst nightmare.
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#9
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It's God's punishment for all the fags.


The atheists too. It's a fuckin' miracle.
#10
Quote by Metallica1554
When other planets want to f*ck earth.

Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#11
Giant space laser.
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#12
Because sinkholes are Liberals.....
So I'm not sure how they work
#13
A sinkhole, also known as a sink, shake hole, swallow hole, swallet, doline or cenote, is a natural depression or hole in the surface topography caused by karst processes - the chemical dissolution of carbonate rocks[1]. Sinkholes may vary in size from less than 1 to 300 meters (3.3 to 980 ft) both in diameter and depth, and vary in form from soil-lined bowls to bedrock-edged chasms. They may be formed gradually or suddenly, and are found worldwide. These terms are often used interchangeably, though many distinguish between features a surface stream flows into and features with no such input. Only the former are described as sinks, swallow holes or swallets. A sinkhole on a glacier is a moulin or glacier mill.


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#14
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When other planets want to f*ck earth.

Wow

I guess that's why it's called "mother earth"

EDIT: & does that make earth a milf?!
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#15
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Wow

I guess that's why it's called "mother earth"

EDIT: & does that make earth a milf?!

More like MILF Earth!

LONGEDIT: YOU EDITED!


Sorry.
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#16
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More like MILF Earth!

Sorry.

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#17
Limestone/Carbonate rocks (pretty much chalk and similar powedery sediments) as you know dissolve really easily in water. Under massive amounts of pressure i.e. under the ground with buildings on top of it, it becomes more and more soluble. Somewhere around 35-40% of North America is built upon carbonates, some deeper layers than others, and the whole continent is sinking, therefore water levels are rising under the ground. In places where the carbonates are dissolved by the water and pressure, the ground just gives way under it.
#19
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Limestone/Carbonate rocks (pretty much chalk and similar powedery sediments) as you know dissolve really easily in water. Under massive amounts of pressure i.e. under the ground with buildings on top of it, it becomes more and more soluble. Somewhere around 35-40% of North America is built upon carbonates, some deeper layers than others, and the whole continent is sinking, therefore water levels are rising under the ground. In places where the carbonates are dissolved by the water and pressure, the ground just gives way under it.


So does that mean that the building I live in could sink into the ground at any minute?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#20
Quote by longman240
More like MILF Earth!

LONGEDIT: YOU EDITED!

Sorry.

I edited as soon as I posted the original, which was before you posted this as evident by the edit being in the quote.

Once again
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#21
I have the only realistic answer here.

It's when ground sinks and becomes a hole.
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#22
Have you guys learned nothing in school? ofcourse the earth is a huge MILF, why do you think they call it 'the big bang'?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#23
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I edited as soon as I posted the original, which was before you posted this as evident by the edit being in the quote.

Once again
Quit being a douchebag. Is it really that bad he didn't realise you edited when he first made his post?
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#24
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damn worms.
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#25
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So does that mean that the building I live in could sink into the ground at any minute?


Pretty much yeah.
But it depends on what the ground is built on. Theres plenty of maps on the internet showing where the areas are that are on top of limestone rocks. I couldn't tell you off the top of my head, Im from the UK which is massively built on sedimentary rocks lol. Either way, its a worldwide issue, and not one really worth worrying about.
#26
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Have you guys learned nothing in school? ofcourse the earth is a huge MILF, why do you think they call it 'the big bang'?

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daytripper75

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#27


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#28
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#31
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Dividing by zero.

This.

And a pocket forms underground and the top collapses. I guess
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#32
Unstable dirt such as the volcanic ash Guatemala city was built on gets eroded by running water and rain, causing the surface layer of rock and man-made substance to fall down to the bedrock below. The depth depends on A. How deep you go before you reach a harder part of the earth's crust, B. how much unstable material there was, C. the material hasn't been eroded, and D. How much stuff was on top.

Or so I've been told. Make enough sense?
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#33
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Try to unseee this:


daytripper75

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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.