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#1
this is kinda more of a question to males. but females are welcome to answer too. i was thinking about this..
would i be a porn star if i could? the pros are obvious. do a bunch of hot girls (or average to ugly guys if youre a girl ) in all of the best sex youll ever have for money. but im hoping to be either a successful musician or actor one day, and if i do a couple of porn movies and i become famous, well ****.. haha.

what does ug have to say about this?
#3
I'd be a funny one like Ron Jeremy...
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#4
I am limited because of my small Pen0r...

So hell yes!!
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


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#9
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No.
Also, this needs a poll.


i thought i added one but i accidentally made the exact same thread instead
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#10
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I already am one. Men love my big tits

You too? I thought I was the only UG female porn star. That's awesome!
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#12
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You too? I thought I was the only UG female porn star. That's awesome!

Sweet! Hey maybe we should star in a Porno together. Maybe like a batman parody or something.
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#13
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would i be a porn star if i could? the pros are obvious. do a bunch of hot girls

Most pornstars I've seen either have fake tits or undesirable faces. Their vaginas are used up or their anus is stretched out. I lean towards amateur porn.
#14
I wouldn't want to be a porn star. I could probably do it (seriously), but I wouldn't want to.
#15
the only upside i see to becoming a porn star is that you go from being nobody to being a star there arent really any porn actors only stars
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#18
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Sweet! Hey maybe we should star in a Porno together. Maybe like a batman parody or something.

I was in that actually, amateur.

But if you want me to help boost your career maybe we could do some lesbian scenes together.

Btw, the batman porno is pretty funny. I watched it last night.
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#19
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the only upside i see to becoming a porn star is that you go from being nobody to being a star there arent really any porn actors only stars

#20
I honestly wouldn't do it. I love sex and all bu still. It would be ****ing awesome for the first few months but after that I think I'd start to dislike it. As a side job it would be really cool if you weren't in to having a serious relationship but I would hate doing that as my career.


Besides, you'd probably get in a car accident and get your penis burned off. (e-cookies for whoever gets the reference.)
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#21
No.

I have my reasons, but the ones you guys would appreciate is that guy porn actors get paid shit.
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#22
I don't know... I think I'd end up with a negative view of sex after two weeks on the job. Somehow, no matter what the job, you always learn to hate it. You could be a professional brunch consultant and loathe your job in a week I bet.

Plus, have you seen how ugly some of these porn stars are? Ew....
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#23
on the news today some porn star got fired, took out a sword and killed somebody then cops tazed him and he fell of a cliff...so that kinda makes me re think.
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#24
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on the news today some porn star got fired, took out a sword and killed somebody then cops tazed him and he fell of a cliff...so that kinda makes me re think.


Source or it didn't happen.

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#25
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I honestly wouldn't do it. I love sex and all bu still. It would be ****ing awesome for the first few months but after that I think I'd start to dislike it. As a side job it would be really cool if you weren't in to having a serious relationship but I would hate doing that as my career.


Besides, you'd probably get in a car accident and get your penis burned off. (e-cookies for whoever gets the reference.)


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#26
Nahhhh, I'm too creeped out by the idea of porn to even look it up, let alone star in any. Sheesh. Creeps me out. Plus, I'd never respect myself, or be able to have a lady friend.
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#27
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#28
Nope, I don't really have that high of a sex drive in the first place.

I'm pathetic for a 17 year old guy who hasn't been laid in 18 months.
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#30
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...nope.
If I were to become one I sure I would be popular. XD

Please Valerie, for the good of The Pit... become a porn star. Please?
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#31
Mmmno.
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#32
would be tempting at first, but trying to have a meaningful relationship with someone outside of the industry would be very difficult.
#35
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I honestly wouldn't do it. I love sex and all bu still. It would be ****ing awesome for the first few months but after that I think I'd start to dislike it. As a side job it would be really cool if you weren't in to having a serious relationship but I would hate doing that as my career.


Besides, you'd probably get in a car accident and get your penis burned off. (e-cookies for whoever gets the reference.)


Seinfeld, George's hands.

Bam! At least, that's what I thought.

And to answer the question, no.
#36
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holy shit!

But what about the cliff part?
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#37
If I had a large dong and a fit body, yes. Bangin chocks and makin the money? who wouldn't
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#39
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I honestly wouldn't do it. I love sex and all bu still. It would be ****ing awesome for the first few months but after that I think I'd start to dislike it. As a side job it would be really cool if you weren't in to having a serious relationship but I would hate doing that as my career.


Besides, you'd probably get in a car accident and get your penis burned off. (e-cookies for whoever gets the reference.)
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