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#1
Tonight, while jamming with my dad, i had run out of licks and tricks to play. So i went ahead and tried a sweep and succeeded in a 4 stringer. Now, I've been playing 6 years now and never once been able to actually sweep. So tonight was a major surprise.

Anyone else have an experience like this?
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#3
I'm surprising myself at this very moment.
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#5
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i lost my whammy bar, so i tried this weird up and down movement on the string and GUESS WHAT DUDE! IT MADE THE SAME KINDA NOISE!


No it didn't.
#6
I had a similar sweep experience too. But I'm too cool to be surprised by anything. Except rape. Brorape, that is.
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#10
I'm pretty surprised at how cute I think that emo-looking girl is on the full sail university ad at the top of the page.

Does that count?
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#11
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I'm pretty surprised at how cute I think that emo-looking girl is on the full sail university ad at the top of the page.

Does that count?

i was surprised to see a goofy looking nig with a shitstain of a mustache instead of an emo chick
#12
I suck at basketball, but during this one pickup game, I was just nailing down all the shots.

Needless to say, I was pretty surprised at myself. For a moment, I thought I had untapped basketball potential or something.

It never developed
#13
I was boxing my friend for a multitude of reasons, mainly cause I flirted with a mutual friend's gf without knowing it. So we were boxing and he threw a hard punch, but I ducked back and clocked him one across the face. That is the surprise. I knocked him out without ever meaning to.
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#15
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i was surprised to see a goofy looking nig with a shitstain of a mustache instead of an emo chick


really? you're gonna start this shit up again?

anyways, managing to pull out of a spin during an insanely rough blizzard here in Canada. The fact that I managed to stay calm and regain control was pretty awesome to me.
#16
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
really? you're gonna start this shit up again?

anyways, managing to pull out of a spin during an insanely rough blizzard here in Canada. The fact that I managed to stay calm and regain control was pretty awesome to me.

its slang me and my friends use, big deal, wanna fight about it?

Its better than saying nigger, and it accurately describes the low-life crackheads that I share a neighborhood with. Cuz they sure ain't "upstanding African-American citizens" or whatever the hell is PC this month.
#17
I did once. I found out I have a penis.
This is why we can't have nice things!
#18
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its slang me and my friends use, big deal, wanna fight about it?

Its better than saying nigger, and it accurately describes the low-life crackheads that I share a neighborhood with. Cuz they sure ain't "upstanding African-American citizens" or whatever the hell is PC this month.




Sure doesn't sound that way when you're using it to describe some totally random guy who HAPPENS to be black, in a ****ing advert on the internet, who you don't know a damn thing about. Who's the real low-life, dude?
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#19
Sort of.


Last year I had a deconstruction job (it's like construction, but in reverse) and the boss had informed us that a radiator upstairs needed to be brought down to the ground floor.

Well, no one else was around and I wanted to get the shit done so I hang-clinged the sonofabitch and carried it down the four stairwells.

The boss came back later and asked, "How the hell did that radiator get down here?"

When I told him I carried it, he looked shocked. Apparently it weighed upwards of 250 pounds, and he had planned on having three or four of us work together to carry it.

I didn't realize I had that kind of strength.
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#20
I have a girlfriend.
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#22
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Sure doesn't sound that way when you're using it to describe some totally random guy who HAPPENS to be black, in a ****ing advert on the internet, who you don't know a damn thing about. Who's the real low-life, dude?


I have just learned more about you than I think you intended.
#23
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I have just learned more about you than I think you intended.



That's probably a good thing. Lead by example, right?
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I once had an illegitimate conversation with a girl.


I once had an illegitimate girl with a conversation.


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#27
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I'm surprised you haven't been punched in the face already.

+1000
daytripper75

Bullieve


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#28
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That's probably a good thing. Lead by example, right?

No, its not a good thing. You are completely childish, a wannabe do-gooder who doesn't realize what a pathetic ass he is.

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I'm surprised you haven't been punched in the face already.

So am I

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#29
im surprised i get to pay the bills and still smoke weed all day.
sometimes i get surprised when my dick head runs against my ankle and i think its a snake.
#30
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+1000

*words dripping with contempt*
And I suppose you'd be the one to do it, right?


go back to the Hugs thread and cry more.
#31
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*words dripping with contempt*
And I suppose you'd be the one to do it, right?


go back to the Hugs thread and cry more.


uh-oh look out.
we got a keyboard warrior.
you better do what he says before he posts again.
lol
#32
No...well...I will surprise myself If I'll get a drivers licence.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#33
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uh-oh look out.
we got a keyboard warrior.
you better do what he says before he posts again.
lol

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#34
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uh-oh look out.
we got a keyboard warrior.
you better do what he says before he posts again.
lol

ahh, watch as they multiply
#35
SO ANYWAY.
i hate internet arguments.

i surprised myself the other morning when i woke up jerking off.
i kinda raped myself.
#36
Quote by Pernell
No, its not a good thing. You are completely childish, a wannabe do-gooder who doesn't realize what a pathetic ass he is.


nothing more "grow'd up" than giggling about "nigs" with a friend, amirite? You're so sad It's a sad day and age when not being a buck toothed, stick whittling, square dancing, cat fish baiting, el camino driving, hound dog chasing, cross burning hillbilly is being a "do-gooder". This one right here is a real winner.
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#38
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nothing more "grow'd up" than giggling about "nigs" with a friend, amirite? You're so sad


I'm surprised that I frequently agree with Shinysides.
#39
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that's not even a complete sentence.
finish your thought bro.
do it
do it
DO IT.




basement/keyboard warriors ftw.
#40
You're obviously not gonna last long in the Pit. I'd go back to the metal forum while you still have your dignity.


Oh wait...
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
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