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#5
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Nothing. Life's too short to be spiteful.


Agreed.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#7
I do most things out of spite
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
I kill babies .....

not sure
Quote by jimmyled
You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

Quote by Oprah
VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#10
Quote by Metallizach
I kill babies .....

not sure

as another zach, i love ur username.
Quote by mullet1337
Holy ****. **** you. You ****ing ****.
#11
If someone spreads a rumour about me or one of my friends, i'll just tell everyone they know something they wish people didn't know about them. Usually, its the same 3-4 people spreading the rumors, so i dont have to go out of my way to find anything out.
| Call me Matt. | | I like music. |
#12
Take a crap, don't flush and leave all the doors open.
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#15
I once tripped an 11 year old girl in McDonald's after she pushed past my chair without saying "excuse me".

Little bitch had it coming.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#16
Quote by CheezMeUp
Take a crap, don't flush and leave all the doors open.


And then you remember that you live alone and end up destroying your own nostrils.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
Quote by TheBurningFish
I once tripped an 11 year old girl in McDonald's after she pushed past my chair without saying "excuse me".

Little bitch had it coming.

o come on.... everyoe knows that 11 year olds cant have a lick of manners in thier system/ well, most of em.
Quote by mullet1337
Holy ****. **** you. You ****ing ****.
#18
When I'm going through a list of names at school, and they're all single-syllable, I'll pronounce all of them incorrectly.
#19
Quote by footsteps7173
o come on.... everyoe knows that 11 year olds cant have a lick of manners in thier system/ well, most of em.

Of course. I was merely educating the little girl.

"Educating" in this context meaning letting her burst her nose off the tile floor
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#21
I download stuff when my brother plays PS3 online. I didn't even know it made any difference.
#22
Quote by footsteps7173
o come on.... everyoe knows that 11 year olds cant have a lick of manners in thier system/ well, most of em.


11 is old enough to have basic manners. While I probably wouldn't have tripped her, if I witnessed that event, I would've laughed lol
#23
Quote by TheBurningFish
Of course. I was merely educating the little girl.

"Educating" in this context meaning letting her burst her nose off the tile floor


I've never respected you more than I do now
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
Quote by padgea7x
I've never respected you more than I do now


I second this statement
Obviously Fassa.
#26
I make snappy, rude remarks to my mom sometimes. I don't know why... she's the only person who pisses me off so much.
#27
Quote by Declan87
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die


Your avatar is amazing Declan87 and I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching it.

On topic, im not a very spiteful person.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#28
Quote by ProphetToJables
Your avatar is amazing Declan87


No it isn't
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Nothing. Life's too short to be spiteful.


Precisely. I try to not be a prick, because it annoys people.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#30
I report threads out of spite.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#31
Quote by footsteps7173
as another zach, i love ur username.




I'm spiteful when people spell my name as Zack or Zak

GODDAMNIT IT'S ZACH
Quote by jimmyled
You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

Quote by Oprah
VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#32
I cut off my nose... my face had it coming though.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#33
Nothing really, blow em off, smoke cigs in their face like a true d-bag would, or if they come and ask me for help tell em I'm to busy and I'll help them later. little do they know, I'm totally not busy and can help them then muahahhaahah
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#34
If someone is crowding me from behind in a line, I purposely walk verrrry slowly.
#35
I'm sure everyone does things out of spite, contrary to what people might say about themselves.

Have an immensely large penis.
#36
Quote by Matt_Malmsteen
Have an immensely large penis.


When do I receive said penis?
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#40
Quote by Callum89
When do I receive said penis?


I'm free all night

Quote by Ignite
edit:
oooh jade avatar. Let's be friends.


Is this aimed at me?
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