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I've officially lost all hope for my generations future. If you excuse me, I'm going to 4chan to an hero.

Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight
The e-mail was from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight. That's right, Universal Studios, who first put werewolves in theaters, are a bunch of copycats


The e-mail in question is here: http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247
#2
I didnt read the email.... But does anyone actually take any twilight fan's opinion seriously?
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#5
Christ I thought it was going to be that teen werewolf video
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#7
...why? Did all those teenagers just voluntarily turn their brains to mush while reading that damn series??
#10
Here's the e-mail:

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf "The Wolf Man"

*Wolfman pic*

OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

*Taylor Lautner pic*

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

Regards: Kayla Patterson (kayla----@-----.com) Feel free to reply

Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!
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#11
Wow so that steph meyers chick invented Vampires, and werewolves
kudos to her, those are some really original ideas
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#12
This depresses me to no end.
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...why? Did all those teenagers just voluntarily turn their brains to mush while reading that damn series??

I read it. It wasn't total intolerable trash, but it was pretty ****ing dreadful. Never saw the movie on the simple principle of the matter.
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I am forced to laugh because the other option involves my blood pressure skyrocketing. Therefore,

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I am forced to laugh because the other option involves my blood pressure skyrocketing. Therefore,


I'm surprised the letter was actually well written. Well not well written, but well written by internet standards, in an actual English class I would have given it a D+ or C-
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Wow so that steph meyers chick invented Vampires, and werewolves
kudos to her, those are some really original ideas


She did invent fúcking annoying fangirls (and fanboys) that will much on any cócking Twilight shít that's put out there.

Just out of interest, how many of you who bítch about Twilight have seen it?
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This can't be real , please tell me this is a troll , please...


Okay: this is a troll.


In fairness, it probably is. I hope.

EDIT:
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Jesus Christ! Isn't there some place we can 'store' tweenagers away from the rest of the world until their brains reach normal cognitive capacity?


Maybe if these teens just concentrated really hard, they could reach the same level of intelligence as the rest of us. Maybe we could put them in special camps while they do this.

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#24
"Facepalm" does not even come close to expressing my level of disappointment. Assuming this chick is serious, that level of ignorance is just sad.
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#25
That George 'El Guapo' Roush guy sure is easy to troll.
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#29
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She did invent fúcking annoying fangirls (and fanboys) that will much on any cócking Twilight shít that's put out there.

Just out of interest, how many of you who bitch about Twilight have seen it?

I've actually seen both at the midnight showings

It's not that I'm gay or anything, the only reason I did it was to get laid, so that cancels out the level of gayness that inherently comes from standing in line w/ a bunch of 14 yr old girls...but then again, standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls does offer advantages: For one, you're standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls
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I've actually seen both at the midnight showings

It's not that I'm gay or anything, the only reason I did it was to get laid, so that cancels out the level of gayness that inherently comes from standing in line w/ a bunch of 14 yr old girls...but then again, standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls does offer advantages: For one, you're standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls


As a guy 20 years old, I'm gonna pretend I didn't read about the 14 year olds... did you sex em?

I've watched the first one, just so I could form my own opinion rather than jumping on the hating bandwagon. It truly is a piece of shit.
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Because real werewolves fight over the love of a barely hot pale girl!!! Not eat people...geesh, people need to know how bad this Wolfman thing is...

Someone needs to send that kid a copy of that Michael J. Fox movie...
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#33
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I've actually seen both at the midnight showings

It's not that I'm gay or anything, the only reason I did it was to get laid, so that cancels out the level of gayness that inherently comes from standing in line w/ a bunch of 14 yr old girls...but then again, standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls does offer advantages: For one, you're standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls

I didn't even get laid for seeing it

I've seen them both too. I'm of the opinion that you can't genuinely hate something without knowing about it in detail.

And I did genuinely hate the films. I didn't mind the books though. They were readable, if a little dull at times.
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I've actually seen both at the midnight showings

It's not that I'm gay or anything, the only reason I did it was to get laid, so that cancels out the level of gayness that inherently comes from standing in line w/ a bunch of 14 yr old girls...but then again, standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls does offer advantages: For one, you're standing in line with a bunch of 14 year old girls


Wow. Cool

Er... I assume you're about 14 or at least live in a country where there age of consent is 14? 'Cos that kind of thing is frowned upon if you aren't
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#35
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Jesus Christ! Isn't there some place we can 'store' tweenagers away from the rest of the world until their brains reach normal cognitive capacity?

I say we put them next to the place I intend to use to store pregnant women until they're no longer pregnant.
When I'm King of the World, Idaho will become Pregnaho, and no sane man will venture within its bounds.
And we can stick teenagers in a neighbouring state; some of the girls are bound to wind up needing a trip to Pregnaho, so we might as well save on transport.
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Wow. Cool

Er... I assume you're about 14 or at least live in a country where there age of consent is 14? 'Cos that kind of thing is frowned upon if you aren't



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#37
this pic doesn't even come close to my feelings bout this:
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#39
This just gives me further reason to go live in a cave in the middle of no where, cut off from all of society. No news, no people, no children, no twilight kids... just me, my beer and blow up dolls.
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people are stupid.
twilight is stupid.
this thread is stupid.

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