#1
Theres this kid at my school that is really good at Bass Guitar and I really want him in my band. The problem is he is already in another band, though this band isnt really going anywhere. Does anyone have any ideas on how i could convince him to be in my band? please let me know.
#4
Dude, that band you're in is going nowhere, I think it'd be better for all concerned if you joined my uber-br00talz band.
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#5
"hey, if you ever have problems with your band, you're always welcome to come play with us".


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#7
hes a bass player... if he isn't in 12 bands at the same time he isn't a proper bass player. :P
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#10
well telling him his band isnt going anywhere wont help. tell him all the big booty bitches like your band and that band prac is supplied with beer and weed. also after shows he gets easy nookie. that should work
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Show him this thread.
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#13
Tell him that if he joins he gets free packs of bass strings for the duration of his tenure.
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Tell him that if he joins he gets free packs of bass strings for the duration of his tenure.

That'd do it for me.

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#15
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I didn't know that a person couldn't be in more than one band concurrently :/


I'm in 3. :\

Granted, one isn't really going anywhere, and we rarely ever practice.
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well telling him his band isnt going anywhere wont help. tell him all the big booty bitches like your band and that band prac is supplied with beer and weed. also after shows he gets easy nookie. that should work

but he's the bassist...
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but he's the bassist...



Exactly. The average bassist wouldn't notice what a blatant lie that was.
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Exactly. The average bassist wouldn't notice what a blatant lie that was.


i knew that was coming.
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#21
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i knew that was coming.


Well thanks for the setup. We make a great team
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#22
Well, you can start by TAKING THIS TO THE BANDLEADING THREAD!!! grrr...I'M AN ANGRY MOD.

jk good sir,

We talked to a kid some time ago and just told him what i saw in here earlier and that is the "If you ever get tired of the way your bands going, you're always welcome to jam with us"
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#23
Buy the man an Ernie Ball Stingray HH 5'er. Not only will he join your band, he'll be your friend forever.
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#24
There are a couple ways you COULD go about this


Pull him aside one day and just have a friendly chat


'' Hey man, if you ever feel like you want to try something different, then you could have a play in my band, we play __________ and i thought you were technically proficient enough to play with us, ''


OR

...


Ok that is the only option i can think of now, but i'm sure SOMETHING will hit me soon
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#27
I've done this before. Go up to him, and say something to the effect of " Hey. I've seen you play, and I really respect what you do. I have a band, and if you'd like to jam with us sometime we'd love to have you. I know you have a band, and if you don't want to leave them that's cool, but we'd love to play with you."
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#28
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Theres this kid at my school that is really good at Bass Guitar and I really want him in my band. The problem is he is already in another band, though this band isnt really going anywhere. Does anyone have any ideas on how i could convince him to be in my band? please let me know.

Say "Hey, you're really good at bass guitar and your band isn't going anywhere. Come join my band." Then walk away.
#29
invite him to a jam session and compliment his playing
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#30
buy him cookies and hot milk
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#31
Ask him to come and check out your band and then play him Leader of the Gang but change every instance of gang to band.
#32
Why don't you all join the same band?

Clearly if you have two bands in one, it's going to be twice as good as a normal band.
#33
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Why don't you all join the same band?

Clearly if you have two bands in one, it's going to be twice as good as a normal band.



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#34
Ask him on a date, then proceed to service his member. Should work helped me out in life a time or two. Honest, Mr., Honest.