#1
A few months ago, I was sitting in a car outside of a home depot. What the circumstances were that led me to be outside that Home Depot- I do not know. I do know, however, that I was sipping a Guru (all-natural energy drink((tastes like crap))) and texting my friend Madison when it hit me.

A Killer-B cake.

For the uninformed, Killer B is a type of Monster Nitrous. An energy drink. It is delicious it tastes like lemons. Chocolate cake is also delicious. It does not taste like lemons. In that parking lot, it hit me. I would make a chocolate cake... using Killer B.

For months I dreamed of it, but never quite got to it. It sat behind higher priorities such as school, my girlfriend, and drinking energy drinks seperate from cake. Finally, today, I made it.

And it's good. It tastes like chocolate cake with a light lemon taste, and a definite lemon aftertaste and a really really really light and fluffy texture. Today was just a test. Today was to make sure Monster cake batter wouldn't explode in the oven. Next, I move onto better things; specifically, a Vanilla cake with Cherry Monster, chocolate frosting, candy cherries, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. And beyond that. There's limitless desserts, cakes, pies, and pastries to be made.

What does The Pit think? Are there any suggestions? Any ideas or requests?
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#2
inb4 grammar nazi's correcting to "desserts"

I think that desserts have enough sugar as it is.
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#3
What does chocolate cake and energy drinks have to do with a desert?
#4
Crap. How did I miss that?
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#5
The Energy Deserts sounds like something from a Sonic game, maybe even Mario.
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#6
you had to put that you were texting your friend madison to make us think you were talking to a girl huh?

#7
Sounds tasty.
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you had to put that you were texting your friend madison to make us think you were talking to a girl huh?


Madison is a dude.
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#9
i read the title and thought this was about putting solar panels in the desert
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Yeah. He's the one who got me... addicted... to energy drinks. My girlfriend is getting me to stop drinking them (months too late)
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#12
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And it's good.


Well that was anti-climatic.
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Yeah. He's the one who got me... addicted... to energy drinks. My girlfriend is getting me to stop drinking them (months too late)

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Well that was anti-climatic.

Well its not great I need to concentrate the monster and make it less fall aparty while keeping the amazing texture.
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Well its not great I need to concentrate the monster and make it less fall aparty while keeping the amazing texture.


You led me on so much, I thought it would be a new sensation sweeping the nation.
#16
A local coffee shop has caffeinated brownies (and maybe other deserts, I can't remember.)
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#18
I wonder what happens to caffeine, taurine, guarana etc. when they're heated that much.

Do it.
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#19
Isn't that expensive?

Also, the average person stoked about Monster shouldnt know how to bake a cake.
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Isn't that expensive?

Also, the average person stoked about Monster shouldnt know how to bake a cake.

I'm not the average person stoked about Monster.
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Isn't that expensive?

Also, the average person stoked about Monster shouldnt know how to bake a cake.


The instructions are on the back of the box...........
#23
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The instructions are on the back of the box...........

That's not how you bake a proper cake.
#24
Have we all forgotten that the cake is a lie?
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#25
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The instructions are on the back of the box...........

I wouldn't use a boxed mix. No man... this shit is from scratch. I've been baking longer than I've been drinking energy drinks (for taste, not for energy kick or whatever)

I want to do something with the Apple Tart I'm planning on baking soon, but don't want to ruin it...

hmmmm
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#26
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That's not how you bake a proper cake.


Well that's how I assumed some random energy drink liking guy bakes a cake but from his own testimony he's Duff Goldman or something.