Poll: Would you accept?
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View poll results: Would you accept?
Yes
43 32%
No
91 68%
Voters: 134.
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#1
This is similar to the typical "would you hit a button that kills someone for £1million.

However I think this is a better question.

If you had the choice, would you accept being given everything you could possibly want (that isn't physically impossible) if it meant that upon your death, the world and all existance ended. If you say yes, you would also have to live with the guilt of knowing that because of you, everything ends when you do.

So, pit. Would you say yes or no?
#2
Sure. My world ends when I die anyways.
Talk about taking it all with you.
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#3
The world ends when I go to sleep....every night it does.

So, no.
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#4
No.

I'm not so selfish that I would sacrifice existence to satisfy myself.
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#7
I would prefer to try and get it myself.
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#8
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No.

I'm not so selfish that I would sacrifice existence to satisfy myself.


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#13
does it matter? life is pretty relative. If I die and the lights shut down and there is eternal nothing, so is everybody else. I will not feel guilty after that. They will not feel anger towards me. cause they are dead. The worst thing that can happen is that everybody goes to heaven. which they will thank me for I presume.

so

**** yes
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#17
If you get everything you could possibly want? I was say that I want to live forever, along with everything else that I want. Thus the world would not end because I would not die.

Obvious loophole is obvious.
#18
This world is all in my head anyways and I've imagined it all. When I die everything will end anyways.

Seriously, yes in the case I can loophole it by getting immortality, otherwise no.
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#19
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If you get everything you could possibly want? I was say that I want to live forever, along with everything else that I want. Thus the world would not end because I would not die.

Obvious loophole is obvious.

Why do people always look for goddamn loopholes? Just answer the damn question with only feasible "things you could possibly want".


EDIT: @opc (yeah, I missed off the 100 deliberately)
I wouldn't want to live forever that's for sure, certainly not if my body's gonna degrade etc.
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#20
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Why do people always look for goddamn loopholes? Just answer the damn question with only feasible "things you could possibly want".

I want immortality. Why would you want your life to end?
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#22
No, because most of the fun of getting things is the 'chase'. I believe in a lot of cases, the chase is more fun than the kill.

Also I don't know how you would define 'all' your dreams.
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#23
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I want immortality. Why would you want your life to end?
What a strange concept

Imagine living... forever. I find that terrifying. It's impossible to die, even if you wanted to, e.g. you were the only one left

You would just end up wandering around, alone, with no escape, forever

Definitely not for me
#25
Yes, yes!
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#26
I voted no because in honesty that would be, I would only vote yes if I could have an infinite amount of money. with which I would give muchos to charity but also open my own institute - with like every scientist in the world and work on increasing human life expectancy in hopes that we would expire after the earth does. Oh also I'd try sort life on the moon out too, cause overpopulation would be a problem.


EDIT: what about suspended animation - i.e. cyrogenic freezing.


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#27
Naw.

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#28
Sure, it's not like all of this has a meaning anyway. There's nothing humanity or the rest of the universe is working towards. The world exists in my mind as I experience it, so when I die the world ends for me, this would just be a larger scale.
#29
Yes I would. My plan is:

1. To obtain HUGE amounts of cash... Like Bill Gates x 100
2. Fund the research for anti-ageing.
3. Take the cure for ageing.
4. Live forever
5. Win for me, because I get to live and have mad cash... and a win for the world because their existence will never cease to exist.
#30
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does it matter? life is pretty relative. If I die and the lights shut down and there is eternal nothing, so is everybody else. I will not feel guilty after that. They will not feel anger towards me. cause they are dead. The worst thing that can happen is that everybody goes to heaven. which they will thank me for I presume.

so

**** yes

What about all those kids just about to get laid for the first time a few seconds before you die?
#33
Working hard and earning everything you could ever want yourself is much more satisfying than just being handed it on a plate by an apocalyptic genie.
I shall grant you three wishes.

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#34
No, im not that selfish.
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#35
No, not really.
I feel like if I'm going to cause the end of all existence, I should really have earned it, y'know?
#36
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No.

I'm not so selfish that I would sacrifice existence to satisfy myself.


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#37
I'd do it. . . although I'm kinda getting to the everything I ever wanted part on my own so/
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