Poll: Would you get a penis enlargement?
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View poll results: Would you get a penis enlargement?
Yes
15 11%
No
92 68%
Only if it was paid for.
28 21%
Voters: 135.
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#1
So, i keep getting these spam e-mail adds saying that my penis is too small (< ture i guess ) and i need an enlargment. So Pit, would you get one?

Poll coming.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#2
heck, if someone else pays for it, why not. I'm dutch like that Also, they can't add more than 1 or 2 inches max AFAIK.
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
Last edited by Slicer666 at Jun 7, 2010,
#3
Nah, mine is big enough for me.
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Jun 7, 2010,
#4
That be one hard decision to make
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#7
Just tie a rope on it,connect it to a truck,let the truck speed away=10 cm longer
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#8
Did TS just admit that he has a small penis?

I wouldn't do it to be honest, I don't like the idea of it at all...
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#9
DON'T DO IT!

I tried it once, mine won't stop growing. Seriously, you could plug up the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico with this thing.
#10
Quote by phlip999

I tried it once, mine won't stop growing. Seriously, you could plug up the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico with this thing.

You probably would make yourself many friends by doing just this
#11
Quote by angusfan16
Nah, mine is big enough for me.

But is it big enough for her?

And if I am correct, most if not all enlargement processes are either scams or risk permanent damage. So you could end up with a ten inch aubergine hanging from your crotch. I'd pass
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#12
Quote by DarkValo666
You probably would make yourself many friends by doing just this

I just hope it doesn't feel too good, otherwise we might have to deal with a crisis involving another thick, gooey liquid.

#13
No, it's pretty risky, and the comedy value of having a small penis should never be underestimated - it makes all other guys feel good when you get naked!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#14
i'll pass, my dick is a pleasent length and width, remember that width is more important than length
#16
Aw hell no. No way would I take a chance like that. I'd rather have a functioning pen0r than a 16 inch paperweight.
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#17
nope.
risks of surgery, and other side effects of whatever other methods they use.
and there'll probably be scars.
plus i don't really need it anyway.
#18
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Just tie a rope on it,connect it to a truck,let the truck speed away=10 cm longer


Or shorter. Depends on how hard it's pulled.
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#19
If they made mine any bigger, my neck would break.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
Quote by padgea7x
If they made mine any bigger, my neck would break.


Your penis is on on your neck?
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#21
Quote by padgea7x
If they made mine any bigger, my neck would break.


I'm trying to see the connection to breaking your neck and making your penis bigger....
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#22
Quote by El3ment380
I'm trying to see the connection to breaking your neck and making your penis bigger....


Maybe he's just a dickhead
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#23
Don't need it, wouldn't want it if I did.
I have a very strong opinion on plastical surgery.
#24
I also keep getting these emails.
Makes me feel sad that someone I've never met thinks i need a larger wang

#25
>_> No, my dick is on my head. If it was enlarged the weight would increase and my neck wouldn't be able to handle it.

Thanks for making my joke about myself go horribly shite, even though it was already shite.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#26
Quote by phlip999
DON'T DO IT!

I tried it once, mine won't stop growing. Seriously, you could plug up the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico with this thing.

Somebody needs to post this in the shoop thread.
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#29
Not at all, I'm far from the best hung chap around, but I can fill a vagina nicely enough.
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#30
No, because:

1. it's a scam, and
2. my junk is fine the way it is.
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#32
getting surgery? no way in hell.

If the magic penis-fairy showed up and told me I could wish for my penis to magically be a few inches larger? Why the hell not!
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jun 7, 2010,
#34
The poll shape is most relevant to the thread topic.
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#35
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Fun fact: The average size of a flaccid penis is 3 inches.


Who cares about flaccid length anyway?
#37
Nah. I'll stick with the wee amber pills.
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#38
shit, i keep getting the exact same emails only difference is mine doesn't need to be enlarged... its quite big enough lmao.
seriously tho, those emails are getting annoying
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#39
Penis enlargement = all lies and dangerous.

There is NO way to enlarge a penis, except temporarily and with a risk of permanent injury. Don't believe these stupid ads.
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