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#1
I would say:
Im so sorry
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#3
I'm puzzled. It may not be an independantly living organism, but my penis is certainly not dead.
#6
Quote by MightyAl
I'm puzzled. It may not be an independantly living organism, but my penis is certainly not dead.

I mean that it can talk and have opinions and stuff like that.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#9
I put miracle grow on you all the time but you just turn a gross shade of green. Why the hell won't you grow?!?!?!?!
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for some reason this post makes me suspect theres something horribly wrong with you.

not that thats a bad thing...

...dont kill me.
#10
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I mean that it can talk and have opinions and stuff like that.

Not all living things are capable of speech, or thought.
#13
Quote by MightyAl
Not all living things are capable of speech, or thought.


We're talking about a talking penis capable of thought. Don't you think you're over thinking this one?
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#14
Quote by CashMoney54
We're talking about a talking penis capable of thought. Don't you think you're over thinking this one?

I think you're talking about me over thinking thinking about talking thinking penises. I think?
#15
why are you such a dick?
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#16
well i guess that brings the saying "stop thinking with your penis" into a reality.
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#17
Quote by MightyAl
I think you're talking about me over thinking thinking about talking thinking penises. I think?

Actually, I think that you're thinking you're being funny by saying that you over thinking thinking about talking thinking penises is funny, because you think that by thinking that over thinking talking thinking penises and the overuse of thinking is humerous.
#18
I'd look at it confused and say

"What the heck are you doing there? I'm a girl!"
#20
Quote by CoreysMonster
Actually, I think that you're thinking you're being funny by saying that you over thinking thinking about talking thinking penises is funny, because you think that by thinking that over thinking talking thinking penises and the overuse of thinking is humerous.

I think that just dissolved into a twisted, sweaty tangle of words beginning with 't' fondling each other's erogenous zones and groaning lustily.
#21
Quote by MightyAl
I think that just dissolved into a twisted, sweaty tangle of words beginning with 't' fondling each other's erogenous zones and groaning lustily.

Attention, ladies and gentlemen.


Testicles.


That is all.


ooh, imagine if your testes and penis could talk. They'd be talking about boobs all day and night.
#22
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I'd look at it confused and say

"What the heck are you doing there? I'm a girl!"

Then proceed to play with it, right?
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#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
Attention, ladies and gentlemen.


Testicles.


That is all.


ooh, imagine if your testes and penis could talk. They'd be talking about boobs all day and night.


My penis prefers vaginas
#25
Penis, use Harden!

Penis, use Headbutt!

String shot, NOW!

Penis used Minimize. Penis's evasion rose.

Good job, penis, return!
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#26
I say, a lot of penis threads popping up in the pit the last couple of hours.

If my penis was anything like me, he'd be a total dick. I bet he'd cockblock me when I'd try to fap. Going soft on me half way 'there'.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
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#27
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I mean that it can talk and have opinions and stuff like that.

Mine might not talk, but it definitely has opinions, and it knows what it likes
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#28
Ha ha, your penis is dead!
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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#30
It would be like Chris's giant spot on Family Guy, where it controls him and stuff. Could be nasty, it could force you to mindlessly screw anything nearby, regardless of whether or not they are related to you.
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#31
It seems to live it's own life anyways, but if it talked... I can't help but laughing at the idea.
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#32
Quote by GuitarViking
It seems to live it's own life anyways, but if it talked... I can't help but laughing at the idea.


I have a sitcom idea,A normal person tries to live his life with a talking penis.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#34
dude, you need to learn some self-control, really.

yes, i address my penis as 'dude'
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#36
"Daayyuuumm sucka, you ugly"

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#37
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I have a sitcom idea,A normal person tries to live his life with a talking penis.


Talking penis, you say?

I can only imagine that this video is even funnier if you don't understand Swedish-Norwegian.
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#38
Quote by GuitarViking

*Talking penis*


What the hell was that?
I can never look at my penis the same way
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#39
Quote by aRandomSandwich
why are you such a dick?

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#40
Quote by MightyAl
I'm puzzled. It may not be an independantly living organism, but my penis is certainly not dead.


Thank you sir, for some reason this made me laugh...a lot.
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