So what are/would be the best two things to do at the same time.

For example.. Fap whilst sky diving
.. Eat some pizza whilst doing a backflip..

etc.. the list is endless so you'd best get started.


masturbating whilst drinking tea... with your grandma...
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masturbating whilst drinking tea... with your grandma...

masturbating while picking your 6 year old up from school is never a good thing to do
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I honestly expected more stupid replies hence I am forced to say:

erm just so I'm on topic - crying and laughing - although pref. you'd be crying due to laughter.


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Drinking beer in the shower. Perfect for when you are late, and sober

Smoking weed in the shower.

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Having sex while listening to dubstep that shakes the walls.

and if your already on some e rolls that makes it probaly the greatest thing ever!

smoking a bong of opium and get a bj is pretty good in my book.