#1
So what are/would be the best two things to do at the same time.

For example.. Fap whilst sky diving
.. Eat some pizza whilst doing a backflip..

etc.. the list is endless so you'd best get started.


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#6
masturbating whilst drinking tea... with your grandma...
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#9
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masturbating whilst drinking tea... with your grandma...

masturbating while picking your 6 year old up from school is never a good thing to do
#10
fap on Megan Fox and look up intersting articles on the bible of Motoring tattoo's over her genitalia
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#11
I honestly expected more stupid replies hence I am forced to say:




erm just so I'm on topic - crying and laughing - although pref. you'd be crying due to laughter.


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#15
Gotta be either drinking and eating or drinking and ****ing.
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#18
Coughing and hiccuping at the same time is incredibly weird, but very cool.
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#20
getting your d*** sucked and taking a s***....
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#21
playing eruption behind your back whilst impregnating megan fox on a tank rolling through downtown baghdad
#23
I've got some things, but I'd feel weird posting them outside the gay thread.
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#24
Yawning and sneezing.
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#25
Hurling fireballs around whilst riding a flying robotic bear.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
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#26
Drinking and driving
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#33
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Drugs and Sex.




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Gonna make the mountains be my home....

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#34
Eating the crust from a pizza while taking a swig of Coke/Root Beer and melding them together in your mouth....love it.
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#36
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Drinking beer in the shower. Perfect for when you are late, and sober

Smoking weed in the shower.

It feels awesome, plus it's a pretty covert way to smoke.
#39
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Having sex while listening to dubstep that shakes the walls.

and if your already on some e rolls that makes it probaly the greatest thing ever!

smoking a bong of opium and get a bj is pretty good in my book.