#1
Alright another hypothetical thread for you guys.

Try to imagine this: you are lil Wayne, you found out about UG and you want to learn some real guitar shit. You register on the forums and you start lurking the pit. Everybody is talking shit about you because ye... you are lil Wayne. You try to respond by telling them things like "yo, I am lil Wayne. Please don't talk shit about me man" but everyone is like "yeeee right" and "trololololo" and shit.

How would you convince the people in the pit that you really are lil Wayne?
You can't invite them on msn or something to webcamchat with you

commence creative thought processes
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
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#3
Make a thread about it and then make ads online and on TV saying that you made that thread?
#4
do what slash did.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#5
Voice recording?
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#6
Picture of myself holding a UG sign saying "haters gonna hate".
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#7
video on youtube

/thread

not really that hard
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#8
I would record myself playing guitar, that would show them.
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#9
Impart advanced musical knowledge that only lil wayne is capable of knowing.

That'll teach them.
#10
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Picture of myself holding a UG sign saying "haters gonna hate".

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#12
record a video and ask for a critique on my technique
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#13
im lil wayne, i find this offensive
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Yeah, I have a colored sig.
#14
i would hire various professionals including spies, hitmen, amongst others, to find out where a particular doubter takes his residence and subsequently have the hitmen murder their closest loved one and spell out "i am really lil wayne" in said relative's blood and organs.

and nope, i don't have problems.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#15
Timestamped pics holding a piece of paper, on which I've written requests from UGers who think I'm trollin, multiple times.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#16
Time stamped pic of self with "UG FTW" sharpied on my wang. And the username of everyone who dissed me. In big letters, because lil' Wayne ain't so lil', boyeee.
#17
Quote by SGFish
im lil wayne, i find this offensive


yea right

trololololololololo


I like you mister wayne
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#18
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yea right

trololololololololo


I like you mister wayne


You called?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#19
im lil wayne and what is this?
Call me Andrew. It's my name.

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#22
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no I'm Lil Wayne!


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#23
Post a picture of myself with a message reflecting on Steve Vai's magical mirrors.
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#24
Nothing, 'cos if you were lil wayne you'd be in prison at the moment as far as I know.

And I don'[t think UG is allowed in prison.

Correct me if I'm wrong though.
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#25
Quote by Will-kun
How would you convince the people in the pit that you really are lil Wayne?
You can't invite them on msn or something to webcamchat with you

commence creative thought processes

Don't worry man, I believe you.
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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#26
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im lil wayne, i find this offensive




I'm surprised it took until #13 for someone to say this.
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#27
What if Wayne were amongst us as we speak?
What if Wayne would visit this thread?
What if Wayne was... me?
tam tam tam dam....
#28
If I were Lil' Wayne, I'd probably be be better off without the Pit knowing my true identity.


EDIT: And anyway, I'M Brian!

Last edited by Declan87 at Jun 8, 2010,