#1
Went through like 8 pages to see if there was a thread like this. I couldn't find one so, I'm starting one. Just talk about Hetfield here. Asking stuff like what is Hetfield's best song is OK, but keep the reasoning to Rhythm guitar or his solos.
#3
For fuck's sake, you KNOW there's a Metallica thread! You've posted there! How the fuck did you figure that this person, who hasn't done anything worth mentioning outside of playing and OOHHing in Metallica, deserves his own thread?
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#4
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Is there any need for a thrad like this?

Why not? There's a Kerry King Thread. I just got tired of hearing about how great Metallica is because of Kirk, or how great they used to be because of Cliff, when the main reason I like them is the Rhythm parts. Just figured I wasn't the only one like that.
#5
I give it three posts before either the GIMME FUE GIMME FA GIMME DAWIJADIZA or the shopping pic get posted.
#7
some say he has played checkers with the queen of England, and won.

And that if you puzzle his tattoos together, you'll get an image of 'the last supper'
#10
Oh lol ^
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#11
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^I love both of those. They're hilarious.


Yeah, and do you know what's even more hilarious? Posting them everywhah!



#15
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Yeah, and do you know what's even more hilarious? Posting them everywhah!

Comedy genius, right there. I'm in stitches.
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#17
Riveting thread, old bean.
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Why not? There's a Kerry King Thread.

I doubt you can call it a thread.
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#23
What is Newsted doing these days anyway
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#24
Last news I heard about him was that he had an Art Show (like paintings) in early May. I don't know what band or if he's in a band


EDIT: I think he is in Voivod now, under the name Jasonic
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#27
Best picking: Blackend.

Not too shabby a riff, but especially since it is all downs!

DAMN YOU!!!

Also Master of Puppets.

The man has worked very had and has a very successful career. He deserves to go shopping at Armani or wherever the hell he wants to shop. What will you all look like in your mid to late 40's? How much money will you have in the bank?

...exactly.
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#28
Remember that metalheads that wants to look so badass and wants to act like they are kvlt and stuff they just diss Metallica, regardless they have 4 of the best Thrash metal albums out,( and I am very well versed on thrash so don't argue with me) They just have to act like that, is a pattern now among them just to look kvlt and so hard.
#29
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Remember that metalheads that wants to look so badass and wants to act like they are kvlt and stuff they just diss Metallica, regardless they have 4 of the best Thrash metal albums out,( and I am very well versed on thrash so don't argue with me) They just have to act like that, is a pattern now among them just to look kvlt and so hard.

Wow, is that Swedish or something, because I didn't understand a word of it!

In show business there is what you call a "schtick." It's what you wear on stage and the general way you act so you can entertain the crowd and make a buck.

Judging by the Armani bag in his hand, his schtick is working, so don't knock it.

Assuming you have a job, how's it going?

Do you like the visor and headset?

Does the fry grease burn your fretting fingers?

Then shut up, biatch!!
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#31
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Wow, is that Swedish or something, because I didn't understand a word of it!

In show business there is what you call a "schtick." It's what you wear on stage and the general way you act so you can entertain the crowd and make a buck.

Judging by the Armani bag in his hand, his schtick is working, so don't knock it.

Assuming you have a job, how's it going?

Do you like the visor and headset?

Does the fry grease burn your fretting fingers?

Then shut up, biatch!!


I was actually agreeing with you....Moron.