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#1
Ok, so my new girlfriend likes Twilight and Robert Pattinson. Understandable.
But her bedroom is like a shrine dedicated to him, posters, books, dvds, the whole works. It's kind of weird.

So, discuss any similar occurances?
#3
Girls love Twighlight bro. Good luck.
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#4
Dress up like him get laid more often?
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#6
Quit bitching. Get over it.

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daytripper75

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#7
That's just creepy, liking twilight, understandable for a young girl, but if her room is covered in twilight stuff, i'd be worried.
#8
The only sane solution is to burn down her house.
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#9
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Oh my gosh! My room is just like that too!

is this your GF?
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#10
Don't be such a little bitch.

Thread over.

EDIT: actually, that was a bit harsh.

This phrase has got me through more hard situations that I care to mention.

"Don't be a douche, be a dude"

Don't bitch, just get on with it. She'll grow out of it.
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#11
dump her. She's obviously saving herself for someone a bit more like Edward Cullen.

also,

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#13
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That's just creepy, liking twilight, understandable for a young girl, but if her room is covered in twilight stuff, i'd be worried.


Yeah, like I said, I understand that she likes it, but you can't see her walls for the amount of posters she's got up. Shes got all his music on her laptop; yeah, he sings like a drunk person with issues (and yes I have been subjected to it for the entire of today). It's kinda creepy the obsessions some people get.
#15
Seems like a noob too me.
I don't date noobs, I pwn them.
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#16
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also,




Oh my god it's you! Haven't seen you in ages.

Welcome back.

daytripper75

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#17
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Good job no-one comes in my room too often....


Twilight, not Rush
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#18
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Twilight, not Rush


Tbh, I read it as a sexual innuendo that places her in a position that she is unable to masturbate.

Thats probably just me though.
#19
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Tbh, I read it as a sexual innuendo that places her in a position that she is unable to masturbate.

Thats probably just me though.


What?
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#20
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Oh my god it's you! Haven't seen you in ages.

Welcome back.



Thanks man, I've been gone so I could do schoolwork


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#21
Must suck knowing you're not as good as this guy.


But in all seriousness, my Ex was obsessed with Twilight, She's my Ex because "I'll never be Edward".
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#22
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dump her. She's obviously saving herself for someone a bit more like Edward Cullen.

also,


calling this one a win! lol
#23
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What?


Good job no-one comes in my room too often...

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I have trouble masturbating and rarely cum...
#24
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You caught me.


I fantasize about vampires in a love novel because he is inadequate.

don't worry, it happens to alot of sexually deprived teenage girls (you're welcome for the shameless profile views )
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#26
He sings, too? o_o

I don't care much for Twilight but I have been known to read novels of the vampire smex persuasion. A Twilight shrine seems a bit much, even for a fan. lol

Then again, I have horror movie and anime posters in my bedroom. >_>

It's probably just a phase she's going through. Hopefully.
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#27
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Must suck knowing you're not as good as this guy.
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But in all seriousness, my Ex was obsessed with Twilight, She's my Ex because "I'll never be Edward".


If it ever gets anywhere near that point, I'll remind her that he's a fictional character, and that if she wants to be with a book for the rest of her life then so be it.
#28
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If it ever gets anywhere near that point, I'll remind her that he's a fictional character, and that if she wants to be with a book for the rest of her life then so be it.


That's What I told her.

She got to the point that She won't date anyone unless there name is Edward.

As long as she knows he's a fictional character you should be set.
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#29
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Thanks man, I've been gone so I could do schoolwork



Psh, school is for intelligent successful individuals, loser.

Btw, while you were gone, everyone decided that geanes (not sure if you know him) sucks so you should join the group in my sig.

Also, I am still a taurine-fueled UGer (pretty sure that was you) ... the avatar will be back shortly.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#30
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Psh, school is for intelligent successful individuals, loser.

Btw, while you were gone, everyone decided that geanes (not sure if you know him) sucks so you should join the group in my sig.

Also, I am still a taurine-fueled UGer (pretty sure that was you) ... the avatar will be back shortly.




of course I know geanes

He always makes up stories. Just last week, he said that I sexually assaulted his Jynx!


Just look at her, she was asking for it, I tell ya!

I will gladly join your crusade, brother!


And TS, you should break up with her. This obsession will go nowhere good. unless she's REALLY REALLY hot. Then, disregard what I've said.
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#31
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That's What I told her.

She got to the point that She won't date anyone unless there name is Edward.

As long as she knows he's a fictional character you should be set.


Let's hope it doesn't grow into more than a creepy obsession.

And damn man, thats fucked up. :|
#32
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Let's hope it doesn't grow into more than a creepy obsession.

And damn man, thats fucked up. :|



Yeah it is. lol she's a complete bitch, And I'm not saying that cause I'm bitter towards her, she treated me like complete shit.

anyway Best of luck to you.
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#33
Get the **** out. Seriously. Those girls are trouble, away in a different world.
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#34
in a couple weeks, the pictures of Robert Footface Pattinson will be replaced by pictures of you.


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#35
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Yeah it is. lol she's a complete bitch, And I'm not saying that cause I'm bitter towards her, she treated me like complete shit.

anyway Best of luck to you.


Cheers bro.

I'm off to bed before the pit screws up my work.

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in a couple weeks, the pictures of Robert Footface Pattinson will be replaced by pictures of you.


That many pictures of me would creep me the **** out.
#36
Don't worry about it. It's like the female equivalent to a Porn stash.
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#37
That many pictures of me would creep me the **** out.

best start thinking of baby names. might i suggest Erin?


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#38
Watch out for any signs from her like if she asks you to fix your hair a different way or start wearing different clothes or asking you to put on lots of sunscreen before you go outside...
#39
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But her bedroom is like a shrine dedicated to him, posters, books, dvds, the whole works.


Counter it with a shrine of Sarah Michelle Gellar or Wesley Snipes.
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#40
It is obviously a sign of how she wants to be treated. And if you've read the books, you know he treats here like shit until she tries to hurt herself.

So TS, how are you going to make her cut?
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