#1
#3
Id try going to the ultimate-knife.com forums. The users are really knowledgable and helpful.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#8
I have that exact same knife. It's just a generic no name survival knife. Has a AK-47 bayonet style wire cutter on it which is cool but other then that it's a generic 3rd world knock off knife.
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5 piece blonde sparkle Gretch drum kit

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#14
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you caw thayt a knoif?

THAYS is a knoif




You call that a knife? This is a knife.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#15
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you caw thayt a knoif?

THAYS is a knoif





THIS, IS A KNIFE, Granted, it's wooden.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#16
Quote by Nameless742


THIS, IS A KNIFE, Granted, it's wooden.

No mate, this is a knife.

#17
Quote by bendystraw
No mate, this is a knife.



Touche!
I bring out


THE ICE CREAM SCOOP!
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#18
Quote by Nameless742
Touche!
I bring out


THE ICE CREAM SCOOP!

Yeah, that's definitely not a knife.
#19
On second thought. It looks kindof cheap.

But I would still get it. I love my knoifes.

I got me a bunch of those foldable ones, some are crap, some are actually nice.

and then i got me a strap-knife. Basically a one piece all steel knife that has a locking holster that you can strap to your leg or arm.

AND

A LEATHERMAN. THATS RIGHT A REAL U.S. MARINES' LEATHERMAN, NOT A FAKE, A LEGIT AUTHENTIC LEATHERMAN. and its the most awesome multitool there is.
#24
Quote by -Mantra-
TS, Rambo just called. He wants his toothpick back.

You call that a toothpick? This is a toothpick.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#25
yay for ice cream scoop!
it kills all.
Therefor Scoop>Knife.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#26
Quote by JayT44
You call that a toothpick? This is a toothpick.
*pic of a "toothpick"*


Ok, cut the crap! We all know that is not a toothpick and this joke got unfunny ages ago. So, just stop!




Btw, this is a toothpick, if you still didn't get it.