Are there any amplifiers out there that are really super cheap? If you do know where, tell me!
You can get a Rogue 10W 1x6.5 Guitar Combo Amp for 29.99 from Musicians Friend.
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You can get kits from local electronics stores like radioshack or whatever. They're a few bucks. Then get any old shitty speaker and ta da, one cheap and terrible amplifier.
How cheap are you talking?
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