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#1
As the saying goes, no child ever dreams of growing up to be an accountant. What did you want to be?

I wanted to be either an ice cream man or a T Rex. If I could have been an ice cream T Rex, that would have been ideal.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#2
A velociraptor, so I could kill all the pussy T-Rex Ice cream men.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
A detective....because I watched Sherlock Holmes a lot.
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#5
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A velociraptor, so I could kill all the pussy T-Rex Ice cream men.



NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#6
Prostitute

Firefighter, teacher, singer, artist, animal trainer, princess, or a power ranger.
I have pursued only the last one.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#9
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Prostitute

Firefighter, teacher, singer, artist, animal trainer, princess, or a power ranger.
I have pursued only the last one.


oh god, I wanted to be a power ranger too.

I see you have been pursuing this. Have...have you found other power rangers to power range with, or do you have any openings?

>.>
<.<
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#10
i might have been the only child that didnt want to be anything when i grew up, so far i'm on track to being nothing
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#11
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NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU



srs answer: I don't really remember wanting to be something specific. I've always thought the "you can be anything you want" idea was bullshit, so all I've ever had was realistic career wants. I think the most far fetched one was an MLB Manager/Coach.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
Oroborous' avatar is perfect. I saw Godzilla and decided I have to be him!!!!
or her. since i guess it layed eggs in the skyscraper.

i wanted to be a girl lizard? wtf..
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#13
i wanted to be a rockgitianeer
its a mix of an engineer rock star and magitian
my act would be i pull a reabbit out of a hat and then pull a guitar out of a rabbit while building my own tube amp
now i want to be a firetruck
#16
Edit: ^

Lawyer. I did public speaking as a hobbie.
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
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#18
Mofuggin' Jedi, bitch.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#20
A soldier.

Very glad I didn't persue that in the end.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
#21
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i might have been the only child that didnt want to be anything when i grew up, so far i'm on track to being nothing

This, precisely. You're not alone!
#22
A scientist, like astronomer. I was even voted most likely to be a that in my 5th grade class "graduating elementary" thing they did.


If only they could see me now.
#23
Quote by Gunpowder
oh god, I wanted to be a power ranger too.

I see you have been pursuing this. Have...have you found other power rangers to power range with, or do you have any openings?

>.>
<.<

I've been looking for others with no success whatsoever, which is just as well because the only people I've gotten to fight are my paid practice dummies in gray Morphsuits...

Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#25
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I've been looking for others with no success whatsoever, which is just as well because the only people I've gotten to fight are my paid practice dummies in gray Morphsuits...


Lmfao!!! omg
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#26
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Sith Lord

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#27
Right winger for the Ottawa Senators. I thought I was a good hockey player....
"Forget the rules. If it sounds good, it is good."
-Eddie Van Halen
#30
Quote by sadSTATUE
I've been looking for others with no success whatsoever, which is just as well because the only people I've gotten to fight are my paid practice dummies in gray Morphsuits...


Can I have an application? I'd like to apply. As a Power Ranger, not a paid practice dummy.

...I don't have a gray morph suit...
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#31
Quote by metalfan986
Firetruck, Power Ranger, Doctor


Firetruck? haha I like this

I wanted to be a police man, a space cowboy, a gangster of love, maurice, or a astrological engineer
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Being the child lover I am I told him to beat it or I'll beat his ass.
#32
A scientist, then a brain surgeon. Probably some other stuff, too, but I don't remember them. I wanted to be a manga artist when I was like 12-13.
#33
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Firetruck? haha I like this

I wanted to be a police man, a space cowboy, a gangster of love, maurice, or a astrological engineer

....what song is this?
"My jedi powers are far more superior than yours"
#34
Quote by Gunpowder
Can I have an application? I'd like to apply. As a Power Ranger, not a paid practice dummy.

...I don't have a gray morph suit...

Here you go.


Wanna be a power ranger?

____ Hell yeah!

____ Lol. Nah. I want my ass kicked.

____ Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!


Pretty simple application process really...
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#36
Apparently I wanted to be an archeologist, according to my family. They have videos of way back in First grade when everyone had to stand up with a microphone and say what they wanted to be. I was big on Dinosaurs back then, so that probably has to do with it..
By the time I was like 10 though, I wanted to be a person who made music. I didn't play guitar then, but I was in love with music. Nothing specific. Just a "Music-Maker" I guess I used to say all the time.
#38
The Beatles.

My chances of succeeding seem slim.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#39
Astrophysicist.

Not kidding. I was obsessed with space and heard some guy on the Discovery say that he was one. I still to this day don't know what they do (I assume study physics in space).

To this day, I have a running gag to say "Astrophysics" whenever anyone asks me what I study/am interested in.
#40
Wanna be a power ranger?

__X_ Hell yeah!

____ Lol. Nah. I want my ass kicked.

__X_ Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!


Here is my application! I hope you will give it due consideration.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
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