#1
I came into the living room, where my 5-year old brother and sister were watching one of their kid shows and hear them talking about morning wood.... they promptly asked me what morning wood was... How do companies get away with putting these things on tv for kids?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_wood
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Seriuosly!?
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Seriuosly?

Thats awful...

Tell them its just when your wee wee gets hard in the morning and the only way to fix it is to tug on it, repeatedly.

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Excuse me, that's nothing compared to what they used to get away with in the 90's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908 -- animaniacs: "Finger Prints"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbfn_QIaBkM -- Rocko's Modern Life: "Boat Ride"

They were just better at hiding it.


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Excuse me, that's nothing compared to what they used to get away with in the 90's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908 -- animaniacs: "Finger Prints"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbfn_QIaBkM -- Rocko's Modern Life: "Boat Ride"

They were just better at hiding it.



Atleast they tried to hide it and weren't just flat out talking about it.
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#14
were they talking about morning wood in that sense or were they using it as a place name or something?

kids shows have always had innuendos in whether that because we create them because they sound innocent on the face of it, or because the writers/presenters are bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related
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were they talking about morning wood in that sense or were they using it as a place name or something?

kids shows have always had innuendos in whether that because we create them because they sound innocent on the face of it, or because the writers/presenters are bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related

If I remember correctly, that episode was never intended to air. They just made it for the lulz.
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TS, what were these kids talking about?
#22
Back when I was a kid, the shows had SO MUCH ****ing sexual innuendo it would make parents everywhere have nervous breakdowns.

They were just mad geniuses at hiding them, and yes, I am talking about kids cartoons from the 80s-early 2000s.
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were they talking about morning wood in that sense or were they using it as a place name or something?

kids shows have always had innuendos in whether that because we create them because they sound innocent on the face of it, or because the writers/presenters are bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related

That was just made as a joke though. Never intended to air, it was for the cast and crew only.
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Wow, seruios?
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Back when I was a kid, the shows had SO MUCH ****ing sexual innuendo it would make parents everywhere have nervous breakdowns.

They were just mad geniuses at hiding them, and yes, I am talking about kids cartoons from the 80s-early 2000s.

my mom never let me watch Ren & Stimpy, and I didn't understand why as a kid.

"Because they act stupid", she said.

Now I know better
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#27
Yeah, Rocko's Modern Life was absolutely filthy. The name of the fast food chain was Chokey Chicken...how that got past the censors, hell knows.
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Yeah, Rocko's Modern Life was absolutely filthy. The name of the fast food chain was Chokey Chicken...how that got past the censors, hell knows.

HOLY SHIT, I JUST got that

hell, their innuendos are so well hidden, even as an adult I don't catch all of them
#30
I think its something for adults as well in a way. Ive remembered a few times where I watched programs with my sister/younger cousins and I burst out laughing at an innuendo or a hidden adult joke and they just look at me saying/thinking "it wasnt even funny, whats so hilarious?"
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#33
Turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands, and then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.

There's some more innuendo from Rocko, kid's will see this as OCD, adults will see this as something else.
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