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I was up pretty late, so it must have happened after I went to bed.


Anyway, we found this morning someone has broken into my student house. Now we all have seperate rooms and I had locked mine before I went to bed, but one of my housemates hadn't and so his Playstation and some other things like a watch went missing.


I don't feel safe any more...
#2
sucks
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#4
CSI!

Go investigating.
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#8
Get a samurai sword.

I read a news story awhile back where this worked for a college student when he had an unwanted intruder...
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Damn UG, I know you dislike Fassa...but you've gone too far!


she wasn't robbed though, just her room mate.

that's how you know it wasn't anyone from UG.
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she wasn't robbed though, just her room mate.

that's how you know it wasn't anyone from UG.


Have you seen the average poster here? I'd be impressed if they managed to get the right town.
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she wasn't robbed though, just her room mate.

that's how you know it wasn't anyone from UG.


You make a good point. Although, we never stop to think about if it was just a warning, and they wanted to hit close to home for Fassa.

So, they couldn't steal from Rush, right?

Well, they could, but they're stealing from students, I doubt they could thief someone with an actual alarm system...

..My point remains.
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she wasn't robbed though, just her room mate.

that's how you know it wasn't anyone from UG.


Disagree actually. A user found where she lived, attempted to rob the place but got distracted by the prospect of having a PS3 and so took that instead. That's all the more proof that it was a UGer.
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Have you seen the average poster here? I'd be impressed if they managed to get the right town.



#19
That's bad man.


In other news, I've just got myself a nice new playstation and a spanky new watchy :P
#23
did the robber leave on a passage to bangkok?
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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Have you seen the average poster here? I'd be impressed if they managed to get the right town.


so they got the right street and building instead?
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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I now feel obligated to give you this:



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#30
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He flew by night...


i thought he might have done.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#31
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/in a rush

That's by far the best one I've ever seen.
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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

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#32
So you could say the crime rate in your area is getting progressively worse?

>_>
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Oh my god
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I literally lawl'd for a good few minutes. Jesus Christ, that's amazing
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#39
I don't understand the order in which you make your threads; one in Musician Talk before this? My troll senses are tingling.
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#40
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so they got the right street and building instead?


We don't know how many attempts they've had at this. You rob enough houses your eventually going to strike lucky.
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