#1
My friend, who has a drug addiction problem, has been stealing a lot lately. First it was just minor shoplifting but now I think he is stepping it up a notch. Recently he tried to sell me a PS3 and a watch. I was immediately suspicious because this kid never has more than like 70 dollars in his bank account and is always bitching about a lack of money. I have already tried to intervene but he denied it and told me to stay out of his business. What do I do?
#2
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#3
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#4
Police.

Edit: I get it!
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Jun 8, 2010,
#5
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#6
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#8
You buy the PS3 like a non-tard.
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#10
Stay out of his business?

Eventually he'll either clean up his shit,end up in jail, or you know... die.
Just ignore it, and hope he cleans his shit up.
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#11




Nice!

EDIT: You should PM his address to Fassa, that should get him to do a honest job again...
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Last edited by Gammas1 at Jun 8, 2010,
#12
Eye sea wah hat you deed dare.


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You buy the PS3 like a non-tard.



Lol, irony.
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Last edited by KirkMetallica at Jun 8, 2010,
#14
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Eye sea wah hat you deed dare.


Lol, irony.

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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#16
Tell your friend well done and buy the PS3. It's hard to find troll caves these days
#17
oh this is a mirror thread.....


I feel stupid now for not realizing that before.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#19
i didn't get it at first..

well done though
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#23
DAMMIT I WAS GONNA DO THIS!
well played
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#24
It wasn't funny to me because I didn't see the Fassa thread first.




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#25
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It wasn't funny to me because I didn't see the Fassa thread first.




I hate being out of the loop.

Take note children, this may be the only time avoiding a Fassa thread was a bad thing
#26
Call me Andrew. It's my name.

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#27
He's ptobably hooked on the Rush he gets from stealing....
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#29
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He's ptobably hooked on the Rush he gets from stealing....

He didn't want to get caught in the Limelight, that's why he was in a Rush
#30
Icwatudidther... Well done!
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#31
And now we're all waiting for Fassa to reply...
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#32
You sly, sly dog!

Don't hand him over to the police, hand him to Fassa. That's punishment enough.
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#35


epic. win.

edit:

If you don't want your friend to get caught, tell him to run Fassa.
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