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#1
Today is Jackal58s birthday so lets give him the celebration he deserves.

I got you a bottle of Jameson.
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#2


Here's some G13.

Some great stuff, that!
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
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#3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I got you:


A birthday clown!
Enjoy
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RNLAF

I Like Planes
#6
I would normally sing that "how old are you now" song, but I'd run out of breath.


Happy Birthday, you old dog you.
#7
you're probably old enough to remember when these were built by now, so i got some memories for you.



"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#11
Happy Birthday

I got you this, though I'm not sure what it is....

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#12
Happy Birthday, I got you a cake but I couldn't fit all the candles on so I ate it
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Happy birthday bud!

I got you a birthday present!




Go on! Open it!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#14



Bought you that. I felt like being nice for once.


You're probably the last person alive that actually remembers those days.
#15
i found your long lost brother(or sister)

now extra flamey
#17
I gotted you a mobility scooter!




and a bloody great hammer to destroy it with!




Be careful with your old hips and back.
#19
Happy birthday, I got you this cake.

Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#20
Happy Birthday sweetheart!


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#22
Thanks alot Vintage.
Now he won't enjoy the other presents.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#23
Quote by daytripper75
^Way to make everyone's presents look bad.

I'm used to making people look bad in comparison... -herbal essences hair flip-


(kidding I have want to show some extra love, is all; I try to avoid getting my face plastered up around the Pit otherwise)
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#24
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Here's some G13.

Some great stuff, that!


Its beautiful, but it isn't G13.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#25
Happy birthday
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#26
Quote by Zombee
Its beautiful, but it isn't G13.


Oh, well.
All I did was a quick google search :p
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#27
Happy birthday, mate!

I got you nothing! Now tell me I am not special!
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oh my god! guitarViking is a genius... respect !!!

I'm GuitarViking! Don't you forget it!
#29
Happy Birthday, Jackal!
I got you something you'll be needing in a few years.

Just kidding.
#30
Quote by daytripper75
^Way to make everyone's presents look bad.



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Thanks alot Vintage.
Now he won't enjoy the other presents.

Not true. Not true at all. She just made the ganja the Jameson and the Jack that much more enjoyable.
Plus I now have a scooter I can chase her on!
Thanks Saadia.
Thanks guys.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#31
We share the same b-day! And you were the one to break my comment virginity!

Coincidence?.....I think so.

Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
#33
Quote by Chasing_Strange
We share the same b-day! And you were the one to break my comment virginity!

Coincidence?.....I think so.

Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Well happy birthday. You can have some of the most excellent looking herb Simsimius provided. Actually just start passing that shit around. I can't smoke it atm.
Fucking drug tests.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#34
Shhh, guys, it's not kind to remind ladies of a certain age they're getting older.


Enjoy, mate.

I got you a book.



#35
Quote by Jackal58
Not true. Not true at all. She just made the ganja the Jameson and the Jack that much more enjoyable.
Plus I now have a scooter I can chase her on!
Thanks Saadia.
Thanks guys.

Well... I do what I can


any plans this evening?
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#36
Happy Birthday.

So how old are you now?
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#37
Lol. Yeah I just came from my cousins house who was trying to get me to smoke. PEER PRESSURE. I had to drive home so I managed to stand my ground. Barely.
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
#39
Quote by vintage x metal
Well... I do what I can


any plans this evening?

I never thought of you to be a girl to like older men.
#40
Quote by Chasing_Strange
Lol. Yeah I just came from my cousins house who was trying to get me to smoke. PEER PRESSURE. I had to drive home so I managed to stand my ground. Barely.

No offense meant. That just means there's more for everybody else.

Quote by vintage x metal
Well... I do what I can


any plans this evening?

Nope nothing special. Gonna grill some steaks and drink some Killians.

Gyroscope-I'm 52 as of today.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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