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The New Judge is Led Pepplin so don't check the OP for the current round

We'll start Scenes We'd Like To See with:
Round One was Unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
Round Two was Worst Things To Hear Over A Tanoy System
Round Three was Unlikely Lines In A Sci Fi Film
Round Four was If this is the answer what is the question? The answer was: Tits, condoms, books and snail
Round Five was Things you wouldn't hear in a hospital
Round Six was Stand Up. Fuck Up
Round Seven was Bad things to say to the Police
Round Eight was An Acronym round: D.H.S.M.L
Round Nine was Things you wouldn't hear The Queen say
Current Round:
Things you don't hear on the news
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Last edited by padgea7x at Sep 4, 2010,
"Cool story, bro."
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
"You know, when we were in high school, Joe, I saw your mum's boobs. They were awesome, man"
"Just punch it straight in the nose!!!
Oh wait... That's sharks...

Not Clowns..."


Wow! I never knew a Bear could do that with it's penis!!
Last edited by benonbass1 at Jun 8, 2010,
"Lol I told you all you should have wore your seat belts, oh the irony"

"So how would you rate the rapists peformance...?

Last edited by Duffman123 at Jun 8, 2010,
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Why don't we ring the community support officers?


I know what to do! *cups hands in prayer* Dear Lord...
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
"So.... you gunna pay me back for the orange juice i bought you"?
"Don't worry, opc will judge this round and post a new one, and prove those pesky Mayans wrong, you'll see".
"too long, did not listen"

"Sorry what was that? was distracted by my drawings of stick figure people"
Quote by GezzyDiversion
Sadokun: Eating cardboard never tasted this good!

Quote by Otis Lee Crenshaw
Billy Ray Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus is about as f****** country as a bag of f****** wet mice, alright?
"Guys, it's really not a big deal. Oil and water don't mix! Didn't you take science in elementary school?"
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

'Oh come on, what's the worse that can happen? This is Cumbria...'

or on the same note

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
"I'm Jewish!"
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.

Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Hmmmm yes....very interesting....hmmmm...well, im no expert....but have you thought about hanging yourself?
Quote by GezzyDiversion
Sadokun: Eating cardboard never tasted this good!

Quote by Otis Lee Crenshaw
Billy Ray Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus is about as f****** country as a bag of f****** wet mice, alright?
"Guy It's all going to be ok, I found a map! Now, who can speak Albanian?"
"Good thing I removed that lightbulb, Cause this crisis makes my asshole clench"
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3

Officialy has OddOneOut as e-sexslave
Fuck yes guys, I finally upgraded my RAM and CPU! I'm gonna have to keep it on low graphics settings, but I think I can finally run this motherfucker!

Why are you looking at me like that? You said you were having an important meeting to discuss Crysis, right?
🙈 🙉 🙊
"I may or may not have an enormous, pulsating erection at the moment."

"Did I ever mention that imminent demise turns me on?"

"Oh, while we're all here, who saw the final of Britain's Got Talent?"
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Last edited by BeefWellington at Jun 8, 2010,
'but i bet it cant put a rountrees fruit pastel in its mouth without chewing it'
My Rig:
American Standard Telecaster
Fender Starcaster
Sp. Edition Jack Daniels Strat (Modded)
Vox AC15CC1

Stuff I've Built:
Telecaster Deluxe
Telecaster Junior
Pedalboard (from a shelf )
the odd pedal
"I have soiled myself."
"Now everyone stay calm and use the power of prayer we will be saved in a short while."
"I bet you bear grylls would know what to do in this situation."
"F*ck we are all going to die!"
"I need to get this of my chest, dude i've masturbated over your girlfriends facebook photos."
"Do I smell Pancakes?"

"Well, at least we've still got Jenny the hot secretary."

"Hey! Look! This internet ad says it has the solution to our problems!"
Why don't we consolidate all of our crisis' into one, easy to manage crisis?
Do a barrel roll !!!!
Listen to jazz, it'll make you a better guitar player.

Whatever you do, stay creative
"Don't worry everyone, I have over three hundred hours in Counter-Strike, we WILL leave this plane safely!"
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.

I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
"Are you paying too much for your life insurance?"

"man, you should feel my nipples!"
Last edited by Cravillon at Jun 9, 2010,
This sucks.

Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
"This is what happens when you don't check your credit rating on!"