#1
So, I was at work today(I answer the phones for the local police department), when some woman calls up shouting at me frantically about how she just walked in on her daughter having sex with her boyfriend. I just don't get it, the daughter was twenty years old, and I could her the poor girl shouting in the background that it was consensual, so nothing illegal was going on, but that bitch still wants something done. What do you guys think I should do?
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#3
not make threads about it!
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The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

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If at first you don't succeed keep posting it til you get banned.
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Hmn.

Made me laugh.


Hmn.

But its a parody thread.

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#8
At least this one was better....
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Apply somewhere else. Don't quit before you do.

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Lolz?
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Apply somewhere else. Don't quit before you do.


I think that's probably the way to go. The woman is on hold right now, I want to say something at least a little witty before I hang up on her for wasting tax dollars. I was thinking of something along the lines of "I can't get anything done, but your daughter already was, so no hard feelings?", but that just feels pathetic. Any ideas guys?
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I think that's probably the way to go. The woman is on hold right now, I want to say something at least a little witty before I hang up on her for wasting tax dollars. I was thinking of something along the lines of "I can't get anything done, but your daughter already was, so no hard feelings?", but that just feels pathetic. Any ideas guys?

Maybe, "You think you have problems?! I make parody threads in my spare time for amusement"
#15
people are lame today.
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#16
I was about to come in and rant at you, shouting "at least you have a ****ing job" kinda deal, but instead... I c wut u did thar.
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I think that's probably the way to go. The woman is on hold right now, I want to say something at least a little witty before I hang up on her for wasting tax dollars. I was thinking of something along the lines of "I can't get anything done, but your daughter already was, so no hard feelings?", but that just feels pathetic. Any ideas guys?


Dont stick your nose into their business if you cant take the smell of fresh intercourse.

or something
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#19
Parody threads just keeps getting funnier, especially when we get two of them within a couple of hours!!!!!!11

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#21
I had missed this. Could have done it better, but it had to be done.
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#22
Well When I first picked up I didnt see this one coming but Im sure your Daughter did
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#23
I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?
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