I was having sex with my boyfriend (we are both 20), when my mom came in and caught us. She then called the police department and wanted my boyfriend arrested for rape. He wasn't raping me. So what should I do?

I'm sorry, it had to be done.
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What had to be done?
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Hey guys,

So yeah, I'm a Police officer, and today some random woman called us because her 20 year old girl was having sex with her boyfriend... I mean, what the f*ck?

Would have been way funnier.

"L'esclave parfait est celui qui croit être libre."

Oh, a parody thread.

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Would have been wayfunnier.

Has already been done.
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That deserved a lolmeter